CHAT IT'S A MADHOUSE! A MAAAAAAADHOUSE!!!!!!!!!
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Flashyzipp
Veteran Member
Our world has gone crazy wtf. Too many people with too much time on their hands.
doctor_fungcool
TB Fanatic
Hey the old nomorelibs is back!!
much better than the pink hat wearing one!
Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go beserk
Well you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ho-ho hee-hee ha-haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right?
You know you laughed
I heard you laugh, you laughed
You laughed and laughed and then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad
And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
doctor_fungcool
TB Fanatic
BREAKING - U.S military bases in DC region have moved to FPCON CHARLIE!!!
BREAKING - U.S military bases in #DC region including #Pentagon have moved to FPCON CHARLIE - Charlie applies when an incident occurs or intelligence is received indicating some form of **terrorist action** or targeting against personnel or facilities is likely.
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NOTE:
FPCON CHARLIE
Applies when an incident occurs or intelligence is received indicating that some form of terrorist action or targeting against personnel or facilities is likely. Prolonged implementation of FPCON Charlie measures may create hardship and affect the activities of the unit and its personnel.
BREAKING - U.S military bases in #DC region including #Pentagon have moved to FPCON CHARLIE - Charlie applies when an incident occurs or intelligence is received indicating some form of **terrorist action** or targeting against personnel or facilities is likely.
[link to twitter.com (secure)]
NOTE:
FPCON CHARLIE
Applies when an incident occurs or intelligence is received indicating that some form of terrorist action or targeting against personnel or facilities is likely. Prolonged implementation of FPCON Charlie measures may create hardship and affect the activities of the unit and its personnel.
MinnesotaSmith
Membership Revoked
Hey the old nomorelibs is back!!
much better than the pink hat wearing one!
Not exactly. This is a third distinct persona. Call him Sybil.
DryCreek
Veteran Member
My job is to keep the megawatts pumping out to ERCOT.
jward
passin' thru
Calm thyself, ole man- bake some bread for us or something : )
I just got here, but I'm sure whatever is happening aint nothing we haven't already gamed out 1000 times-
so we are ready. willing. able. to meet. meat. mete. the challenges!!
ETA literally within a moment of submitting this post, I lost my electric and the internet. Wooo the PTB are a tryin' to silence me voice
I just got here, but I'm sure whatever is happening aint nothing we haven't already gamed out 1000 times-
so we are ready. willing. able. to meet. meat. mete. the challenges!!
ETA literally within a moment of submitting this post, I lost my electric and the internet. Wooo the PTB are a tryin' to silence me voice
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Silverfox
TWTFS
Yeah, I don't have a cell phone. Sometimes it's a bit of a problem, someone could die and I wouldn't be able to dial help. TB2K and the rest of the Net is enough of a distraction. Recently here, Internet went down for several days, (Hence the continuous log in). No news. If that happens, (thread drift), if that happens I'll have no idea what is going on. Expect it.
BassMan
Veteran Member
As I hide under my bed scared of WuFlu, and now see other “issues” posted here and in BS (and I do not mean bovine excrement)...
...with the OP from the boss, and noting this is getting to even his thick skin, I think we could all use a wee bit of “kick ass”:
View: https://youtu.be/xRQnJyP77tY
TB2K is all about awareness, preparation, and a wise response. Keep the faith!
Alright, where did I leave that can of “whoop ass”?!
...with the OP from the boss, and noting this is getting to even his thick skin, I think we could all use a wee bit of “kick ass”:
TB2K is all about awareness, preparation, and a wise response. Keep the faith!
Alright, where did I leave that can of “whoop ass”?!
heelgeneral
Senior Member
Not me. I didn't know exactly when it would happen, but I knew it was coming. I made the decision I would not bring kids into this world. It's cost me several relationships that were painful to end, but thank God I had enough sense to follow my gut.
lonestar09
Veteran Member
I've gotta ask, can you see Russia from there? Just couldn't pass it up
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I knew it!!!!!! Running to check out SQ right now!!!!!!
AlaskaSue
North to the Future
Haa! You know Sarah never said that. But you can see Russia from certain places in Alaska. You're quoting from a silly Saturday Night Live skit, not what she said. :P
Grounded Idealist
Hope Always
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Grounded Idealist
Hope Always
Be careful what you ask for . . . although, if they’re friendly to our cause and bring their own firepower, maybe that wouldn’t be so bad—?
Mary Contrary
Inactive
wow a really old song. I'm 70 and i remember that song. It was real good.
Signwatcher
Has No Life - Lives on TB
Interestingly, a LOT of mega church preachers use NLP.
Signwatcher
Has No Life - Lives on TB
Had the 78 record as a young child (age 6). It came from a Scholastic book order Mom placed at school.
Now on the flip side the song was played backwards. It made the hair on the back of my neck stand straight up the one and only time I played it. Yeah, it did. It's imprinted in my memories as one of the prominent ones of that era. Yes, it is!
Have you watched Mars Attacks lately? LOL
They blew up Congress! ROFL!!
Profit of Doom
Dismember
Maybe if they bring a cookbook...Be careful what you ask for . . . although, if they’re friendly to our cause and bring their own firepower, maybe that wouldn’t be so bad—?
...I’ll grind their bones to make my bread...
Profit of Doom
Dismember
Try it backwards...
DeathRacer
Contributing Member
Big Diomede and Little Diomede Islands in the Bering Sea, which straddle the International Date Line and are part of Russia and the US, respectively, are only a few miles apart from one another. So from Little Diomede, you could actually walk to Russia when the water between them is frozen. (I've been into maps since I was a kid and always found little oddities like that fascinating.)
MinnesotaSmith
Membership Revoked
Probably all the rich ones, anyway.
Yeah,you will need those cars,to haul the bodies off.((Shrug))
Been on the tractor, grading driveway.
If they come here, I don't want their cars damaged.
Nice work Raven
Haha! A bunch of A actors there. Never watched it. Gonna search it out, as I laughed harder than I have for weeks.
Blacknarwhal
Let's Go Brandon!
What? Nah, that's not right. The Shark-Gulls come AFTER the alien invasion. Have you not read ANY Nostradamus lately?
20Gauge
TB Fanatic
At least this bird would have a chance against the cats.
I really can't wait for the space aliens to arrive.
I need to repair the washing machine valve box, and fix the gutters, and get some electric work done and replace the garage doors and openers and replace the pier caps on the driveway stanchions, and replace a couple of those ornamental concrete pineapples on the castle wall . . . oh yea, and clean the moat again.
A good invasion by inter dimensional EBEs should give me enough time.
Castle Wall and Moat
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Seems like you are putting any down time to good use.
Nice moat! You need an alligator float in it though.