Profit of Doom
Dismember
There is a companion to this...
There is a companion to this...
Firm and symmetrical preferred.Some boobies are more equal than others...
I prefer pink boobies, in pairs.
So, you wanem store bought not homegrown....Firm and symmetrical preferred.
So, you wanem store bought not homegrown....
Distant cousin to the yellow-bellied sapsucker.Out of pink. How about a bluefoot boobie?
Mother Nature rarely does anything symmetrical. Surgeons, however, are paid to.Really, free range is better.
Throw in a wind chill meter...
and remember:
taxes are due tomorrow
Don't get me started on that. The sheer number of people who still haven't filed amazes me. You have 3 extra months and you still haven't gotten it together.......
so that everyone can feel the heel of the gov on their neck - yearlyWhy do you have a yearly tax return system for individuals,
Wouldn't it be easier to have a deduct from source "pay as you earn" system
It’s usually the right one.Some boobies are more equal than others...
I've been noticing over the past couple of weeks, that multiple TBers seem to be well on their way to some kind of emotional meltdown. (You know who you are.) While I can certainly understand why this is happening (Lord knows I feel the "tug of madness" at the edges of my consciousness - heh), you've got to hang on. You'll be no good to yourselves or your loved ones if you end up sitting in a corner glassy-eyed and drooling.
Now is the time. The Fourth Turning is upon us. Revolution is in the air, and a revolution that we MUST WIN. Falling apart mentally is not a luxury any of us can afford right now. We all need to stay absolutely frosty and 100% in control. Those of you on the edge might want to unplug from the Internet for awhile and go do something else. Anything else. But not just sit here drinking from the Cup Of Doom. It's not healthy.
Hang on folks, it gets bumpy from here....
Hey, I gotta a big ol' jar of Viagra.there are more than a few here that needs something stiff, but not necessarily a drink.
I am purchasing a flight to D.C as I speak. Care to take me on a tour AlfaMan?Yes, we all need to stay grey and head on a swivel in these times. But it wears you down.
Today I had an absolutely wonderful impromptu stress reliever. And it was needed.
I had an inspection today in a college town in southern VA. Across the parking lot from my assignment was about 25 very good looking college age women doing what looked like a cross between yoga, crossfit and stripper training..........All wearing tight and very form fitting yoga pants (mmm-yoga pants!) and equally skin tight tank tops. May have been cheerleader practice for all I know. It was a welcome diversion and I completely forgot about the world's problems. Their gyrations alone made me forget about everything, good Lord they were all so cute! Watched for about 10 minutes or so-it did wonders for my disposition.
Theres' a lot of ugly in the world today. But don't forget that God stocked this planet with all kinds of beauty-human, plant, animal. Take a minute or two and seek out beauty in all its' forms, It's good for you!
Then give it a bath....
You wouldn't like me in an decaffeinated state...
or would like me even less.
Here’s a good stress reliever. Try and take your cat for a walk.
There are times I wonder if TB2K is something like a mirror on the wall... cause there are dang sure some folks that post stuff that I've thought or been thinking!
Jeff B.
They do. Both the States and Federals withhold taxes on every paycheck and on many other types of income.Why do you have a yearly tax return system for individuals,
Wouldn't it be easier to have a deduct from source "pay as you earn" system
It’s usually the right one.
No,give it a bath.Ha. Or better yet, try to get it to do something it doesn't think it should do because it would be in danger of losing its cat card. Always good for a laff - the durned things.
What about the creators of bread?On the other hand, now is a great time for a mini meltdown. Take a day, revel in it, let it squish up between your toes-
..take a hot shower, put some sundried sheets on the bed, sleep it off..
You'll be good as new in the morning
(just avoid caffeine and bread. They are evil)
I don't usually think of feet when I think of boobies. Just sayin....Out of pink. How about a bluefoot boobie?
Nothing would ever get done without the last minute.Don't get me started on that. The sheer number of people who still haven't filed amazes me. You have 3 extra months and you still haven't gotten it together.......
I don't usually think of feet when I think of boobies. Just sayin....
They do. Both the States and Federals withhold taxes on every paycheck and on many other types of income.
BUT, they've futzed with the tax tables so much that it isn't that uncommon to have to write them a check and the end of the tax year to pay what their screwed up tax tables didn't take out.
I refuse to loan them money without interest, so I make sure its as close to break even (withheld vs. what will be owed) by checking each quarter and futzing with my W4 that we always owe them a small amount when we file.
Way back when...
When I was young I (we?) used to relieve stress by blowing things up. Never anything that didn't belong to me, but none the less, nothing more satisfying then a big boom lots of smoke and stuff scattered around.
Small town, lots of open space, never had any response by LE, it was just kids being kids.
The best was the Can in a Can launch. Need two empty metal cans, a firecracker, and a bit of water.
Metal coffee can had two inches of water in bottom. Take a second empty 16oz can, poke a hole in the bottom just big enough to hold a firecracker securely. Place the smaller 16 oz can upside down with just a little bit of the firecracker sticking above the bottom of the small can. Carefully place inside coffee can. The water makes a tight seal between the coffee can and the smaller can. When firecracker goes off that small can goes straight up 50'-70'.
ah the good old days.
I've been noticing over the past couple of weeks, that multiple TBers seem to be well on their way to some kind of emotional meltdown. (You know who you are.) While I can certainly understand why this is happening (Lord knows I feel the "tug of madness" at the edges of my consciousness - heh), you've got to hang on. You'll be no good to yourselves or your loved ones if you end up sitting in a corner glassy-eyed and drooling.
Now is the time. The Fourth Turning is upon us. Revolution is in the air, and a revolution that we MUST WIN. Falling apart mentally is not a luxury any of us can afford right now. We all need to stay absolutely frosty and 100% in control. Those of you on the edge might want to unplug from the Internet for awhile and go do something else. Anything else. But not just sit here drinking from the Cup Of Doom. It's not healthy.
Hang on folks, it gets bumpy from here....
Pretty high tech. Wonder if the kids today could design it. We made pipe bombs. Used them to blow up wrecked autos at the town dump. Never occurred to us to blow up the school.Way back when...
When I was young I (we?) used to relieve stress by blowing things up. Never anything that didn't belong to me, but none the less, nothing more satisfying then a big boom lots of smoke and stuff scattered around.
Small town, lots of open space, never had any response by LE, it was just kids being kids.
The best was the Can in a Can launch. Need two empty metal cans, a firecracker, and a bit of water.
Metal coffee can had two inches of water in bottom. Take a second empty 16oz can, poke a hole in the bottom just big enough to hold a firecracker securely. Place the smaller 16 oz can upside down with just a little bit of the firecracker sticking above the bottom of the small can. Carefully place inside coffee can. The water makes a tight seal between the coffee can and the smaller can. When firecracker goes off that small can goes straight up 50'-70'.
ah the good old days.
I even get a strange feeling here on TB2K... The Bomb Shelter is relatively quiet, everything is just quiet.
What do you mean good old days?
We just had a blast doing just that you posted, and have forever. And then some more, way more..
Out of pink. How about a bluefoot boobie?
I am very jealous!