Transfer it all into GOLD
Then Retire
...start my own country. And then bug the US government for foreign aid. 8^)
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Let's take this as a little exercise: Finish the sentence and let us know how you feel.
If I had $700 Billion I would make health care more efficient and more available for less cost.
Buy 700 billion in gold...sit back, and laugh at the government... Buy my own island, make it self sufficient with solar, wind, and thermal power, get a sattilite link to the intrawebs, and then chill and stare at my pile of gold.
If you're going to go the island route you might want to look into picking up one of the old US aircraft carriers that are waiting to be scrapped and build that into an 'island'.
I would move to Australia, fly first class...flip off zero on my way and give all ya tb'ers a twenty five mil each.
Robin just a home cooked meal from you would work for me.If I had 700 billion I would build one hell of a defensive compound and have it filled with TB2K people to live happily ever after.