MORON Houston Mayor Pleads with Criminals to 'Chill' Until Coronavirus Over

Dennis Olson

Chief Curmudgeon
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Houston Mayor Pleads with Criminals to 'Chill' Until Coronavirus Over
Joshua Caplan
Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner (D) on Sunday urged would-be criminals to remain in their homes and “chill” until the Chinese coronavirus epidemic subsides in the Texas city.
“The best way to help police officers is to not commit a crime,” Turner told reporters during a press conference on his city’s latest efforts to combat the deadly illness. “Until the coronavirus is resolved, criminals, take a break.”

“Stay home and don’t commit any crimes. Thay way, they will stay safe and out of jail and police offers will stay safe and go home to there families,” the mayor added. “Crooks, criminals, you chill.”
Earlier in his press briefing, Turner confirmed 53 new coronavirus cases in Houston, bringing the city’s total number to 937. 9 people have died from the illness and 57 recovered.
11 police officers and firefighters have contracted the virus, according to Houston Police Department (HPD) Chief Art Acevedo. As of Sunday, Texas has 2,552 total cases and 34 deaths.
Turner noted the jump in cases is likely due to an increase in testing.
“I fully expect the numbers will continue to rise and that will help us address our situation in the city of Houston,” he said.

 

Matt

Veteran Member
When your opponent is showing signs of exhaustion or lack of cohesion....that is when the full court press is most effective. Pretty sure the mayor has played basketball at some point.

The good mayor just signalled weakness to the opponent.

I'm not a bad guy, but if I were....these times would be very fortuitous.
 

heelgeneral

Contributing Member
Yall b sho to keep yall asses whur yall stay at while dis virus goin on. Soon as dis virus gone yall come on back to da skreets and get yall lootin and riotin back on. Again, dont wanna see nun o yall out der rite nah. Ya dig?

Sincuuurly,
Sylvestah
 

summerthyme

Administrator
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Well, we sure didn't need that (D) after his name to know he was a liberal!! Good grief.. while you're at it, why don't you ask them to sit down and start spinning straw into gold- you know, some productive work to help pay down the national debt!

Moron!

Summerthyme
 

PghPanther

Veteran Member
Weren't a lot of the Katina model citizens relocated to Houston?....................Do you remember how they looted and shot at people trying to save them while in New Orleans during the flooding?

If they acted like that during a hurricane disaster why would their jungle DNA be any different this time around?

What an embarrassment to Western society this mayor and his people are...........
 

Raggedyman

Res ipsa loquitur
Yall b sho to keep yall asses whur yall stay at while dis virus goin on. Soon as dis virus gone yall come on back to da skreets and get yall lootin and riotin back on. Again, dont wanna see nun o yall out der rite nah. Ya dig?

Sincuuurly,
Sylvestah
dis hea bees da suthrun dilect - wid sum gablestun n loosanna tossin dat mess . . . haman gotts ta lisun up ta ketchhit
 

Hognutz

Veteran Member
Weren't a lot of the Katina model citizens relocated to Houston?....................Do you remember how they looted and shot at people trying to save them while in New Orleans during the flooding?

If they acted like that during a hurricane disaster why would their jungle DNA be any different this time around?

What an embarrassment to Western society this mayor and his people are...........
They better hope like hell they don't run out of chicken!1585356861980.png
 

krf248

Member
While the verbage is hilarious, it does bring to mind the fact that LEO won't really have a soft option if this keeps going where it's going. "Chill or be killed". Just a thought
 

NoDandy

Has No Life - Lives on TB
Do libs not have 2 brain cells to rub together? It's like their defining characteristic!
ALL the idiots that voted for that idiot, should be chained together, then take them swimming about 50 miles south into the Gulf !
 

MinnesotaSmith

Has No Life - Lives on TB
Weren't a lot of the Katina model citizens relocated to Houston?....................Do you remember how they looted and shot at people trying to save them while in New Orleans during the flooding?

If they acted like that during a hurricane disaster why would their jungle DNA be any different this time around?

What an embarrassment to Western society this mayor and his people are...........
Reminds me of how a few years ago a Houston mayor (don't remember if was same guy or not) who estimated that HALF the Uber Cab drivers had outstanding arrest warrants and/or previous felony convictions. Seems that just sending enough paddy wagons and JBTS to pick up everyone in certain buildings or locations (whether a housing project, would net a LOT of known criminals.
 

20Gauge

Veteran Member
Texas? hmmm! Gets bad enough, they will handle crime locally and not bother the 'authorities".
It's Houston. From my understanding it isn't really Texas anymore, but California East..... if so, I doubt they will do much to protect themselves.
 
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