SNOWFLAKE Future Democrat Prez candidate? Woman says meth found hidden inside vagina is not hers

[MinnesotaSmith]

"I wonder HOW that ever got there? Occifer, I swears I was headed straight to the nearest Lost-and-Found to get this whole thing straightened right out!"



https://www.fox5atlanta.com/amp/nat...-vagina-is-not-hers?__twitter_impression=true

Aug 06, 2019 06

FOX NEWS - A Louisiana woman allegedly caught with meth hidden inside her vagina said she didn't know where the drugs came from, police said.

Ashley Beth Rolland, 23, was accused on July 31 of stealing $5,000 from the apartment of a man she'd been staying with for about a week, according to documents published by the Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office.

The man told the West Monroe Police Department that while he was showering, Rolland swiped his cash and left. Rolland allegedly confessed to police she did take the man's money and left his apartment.

The documents said a female correctional officer later searched Rolland and, inside of Rolland's vagina, discovered $6,233 along with "a clear plastic bag" of roughly one gram of meth — which Rolland denied was hers.

Rolland was arrested and charged with theft and narcotics possession, online records from the sheriff's office state. As of Tuesday, she remained behind bars in lieu of $8,000 bond."

 

[zeker]

"The documents said a female correctional officer later searched Rolland and, inside of Rolland's vagina, discovered $6,233 along with "a clear plastic bag" of roughly one gram of meth — which Rolland denied was hers.
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lets hope the cash wasn't in pennies

maybe she was a change machine

 

[Bubble Head]

Sounds like she is a walking ATM and drug dispensary. The future is upon us.

 

[TerryK]

I guess it could happen considering how many visitors that place has probably had.

The recreation area should always be policed and picked up after even casual use.

 

[Profit of Doom]

TSA:
“Ma’am, has anyone placed anything in your baggage without your knowledge?”

Passenger:
“Just how in the puck would I know that?”

 

[Profit of Doom]

I guess it could happen considering how many visitors that place has probably had.

The recreation area should always be policed and picked up after even casual use.

You are referring to the recreation area right next to the toxic waste dump? Stupid civil engineers.

 

[Millwright]

Somebody must have been in that thang, making a crank call.

 

[Gercarson]

Apparently she didn't check the plastic bag that had the money in it. The boyfriend probably DID have the meth in there and she didn't know about it being part of his stash. I wonder if the dollars were in small, unmarked bills?

 

[Red Baron]

Somebody must have been in that thang, making a crank call.

I see what you did there . . . .