One day two ole Hillbilly’s, Clem and Jethro, was walking through the woods and came upon a big ole hole in the ground. Homer said “look there Clem, wonder how deep that hole is”. Clem said “I don’t know, let’s throw a stone in and listen for it to hit bottom”..so they threw a stone and heard nothing. “let’s throw that boulder in and listen for that”..so they threw the boulder in and still heard nothing. “there’s a railroad tie laying there, let’s throw that in and listen”..so they threw the railroad tie in and still heard nothing. About that time a goat came running by and jumped in the hole and still they heard nothing. A fella came walking out of the woods and said “hey boys, I’ve been looking for my goat, have you seen a goat around here”. “Yes“, said Jethro “he came running by us 100 miles an hour and jumped in that hole”..”no”, the man said “that couldn’t have been my goat. I had my goat chained to a railroad tie“!