PLAY Funny Stuff Found on the Internet - REMINDER: POLITICAL HUMOR IS NOT ALLOWED ON THIS THREAD
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That wasn't what done it.
alpha
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lakemom
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I actually knew of an old man that did this. He was in his 90's and at some point in his life, decided he would run the tractor stark naked. Was literally only wearing his boots. He lived way far out in the country...except his property abutted the interstate.
How he never got caught is beyond me.Thinking about it, depending how far his fields were from the highway, they were either unable to see details at 80 mph, or they simply didnt believe their eyes! The older tractors had you sitting up under the steering wheel pretty close!I actually knew of an old man that did this. He was in his 90's and at some point in his life, decided he would run the tractor stark naked. Was literally only wearing his boots. He lived way far out in the country...except his property abutted the interstate.
Summerthyme
lakemom
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His property was directly beside the highway. Everyone local knew for a fact he was stark naked up there. Whizzing by on the interstate (65 mph at the time) had to have been a case of, "Honey, did you see that??? I swear to gawd that old man on that tractor was naked!!!"
FWIW, though, things back then weren't as all-out crazy as they are now. Any responding LEO would've probably just told him to go home and put some clothes on.Looks like a Harry Potter movie.Taking the bus in the Himalayas
I knew that one had to be a Farside.
Caplock50
I am the Winter Warrior
NOPE!
Yep! NOPE!!
Caplock50
I am the Winter Warrior
Round here some of the old fellas use the sound of the screaming engine as an indication that it might be time to change gear soon
Remember the old 'standard shift'? I knew a guy that could change gears without using the clutch just by listening to the sound that engine was making. I tried it several times, but could never 'get the hang of it'...
FollowTruth
Phantom Lurker
Shooter
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I have yet to ever buy a bottle of water , I refuse to pay more for water than gasoline costs
medic38572
TB Fanatic
Tin Hat Ranch
From this point forward I️ identify as a “pureblood”, as in I have 100% untainted blood from some sort of IN- ject ion, nothing more. I️ do not wish to identify as an UN, as in I️ am UN-something. See, this works both ways..
From this point forward I️ identify as a “pureblood”, as in I have 100% untainted blood from some sort of IN- ject ion, nothing more. I️ do not wish to identify as an UN, as in I️ am UN-something. See, this works both ways..
medic38572
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medic38572
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Tin Hat Ranch
At least I️ can go to bed tonight knowing “Fuvk Joe Biden” was the most uttered phrase today, from sea to shining sea.
At least I️ can go to bed tonight knowing “Fuvk Joe Biden” was the most uttered phrase today, from sea to shining sea.
MissionBend
Contributing Member
Awwww.... Someone save that poor baby!!!! (How did it get itself into that mess to being with?)
pauldingbabe
The Great Cat
Who gives a flip....light it up!
I'm sorry I probably would put the bugger outside as they have a job and all that. It's just the first thing to pop in my head.
Caplock50
I am the Winter Warrior
Who gives a flip....light it up!
I'm sorry I probably would put the bugger outside as they have a job and all that. It's just the first thing to pop in my head.
One spider egg holds around 500 babies...so losing one 'grownup' ain't gonna hurt their numbers any a'tall.
Ku Commando
Inactive
I did “slip-shifting” while driving semi-trucks. It took very little time to master, and was much easier than “double clutching.” For most of my time driving, I hauled hazardous chemicals in smooth-bore tanks. You better know how to slip shift if you want to avoid pounding the hell outta your kidneys.
Ku Commando
Inactive
Caplock50
I am the Winter Warrior
Lol, this for Dennis, too...me and 'machines' just don't get along at all. They apparently don't like me and I, therefore, don't care much for them either.
As a, 'ferinstance'...I've had this vehicle for about 5 or 6 years now...and always before I had to push the little lever 'in' to turn the headlights on. About 2 months ago, my battery started going dead on me. Something kept draining the 'juice' out of it. Son-in-law checked it out...and now I have to lift the little lever 'out' to turn the lights on. See how the 'little beastie' done me? And yes, Folks...those 'things' are alive. It's just a 'life-form' we haven't 'acknowledged' yet.
I see your SIL followed my suggestion…. 
