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was that on an airplane?
this is almost as bad as the shoulder sling/brace, I bought recently
it is so great they sent 2.
no idea how to put the damn thing on.
StarryEyedLad
désespéré pour le ciel
Dupe from yesterday morning. It's literally on the previous page.
Texican
Live Free & Die Free.... God Freedom Country....
A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle when he came upon little Johnny trying to sell a lawn mower. "How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher.
"I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle," said little Johnny.
After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, "Will you take my bike in trade for it?"
Little Johnny said, "Mister, you've got yourself a deal."
The preacher took the mower and tried to start it. He pulled and pulled on the rope until he was dripping with sweat but the mower refuses to start.
The preacher called little Johnny over and said, "I can't get this mower to start."
Little Johnny said, "That's because you have to cuss at it to get it started."
The preacher said, "I'm a man of the church and I can't cuss. It's been so long since I've been saved that I don't even remember how to cuss."
Little Johnny looked at him happily and said, "Just keep pulling on that rope. It'll come back to ya."
"I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle," said little Johnny.
After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, "Will you take my bike in trade for it?"
Little Johnny said, "Mister, you've got yourself a deal."
The preacher took the mower and tried to start it. He pulled and pulled on the rope until he was dripping with sweat but the mower refuses to start.
The preacher called little Johnny over and said, "I can't get this mower to start."
Little Johnny said, "That's because you have to cuss at it to get it started."
The preacher said, "I'm a man of the church and I can't cuss. It's been so long since I've been saved that I don't even remember how to cuss."
Little Johnny looked at him happily and said, "Just keep pulling on that rope. It'll come back to ya."
I remember
Texican
Live Free & Die Free.... God Freedom Country....
An Amish man with his dog were driving his wagon down the road when they were hit head on.
The Amish man replied that he was fine.
The Amish man sued for damages. At court, the defense attorney asked the Amish man if he didn't state that he was ok to the deputy. The Amish man stated yes.
The complaints attorney asked the Amish man what happened at the scene.
The Amish man stated that a deputy showed up and with the horse and dog severely injured the deputy pulled his revolver and put his horse and dog out of misery. The deputy went to the Amish man and asked him if he was ok. The Amish man stated that he stated to the deputy that he was ok after seeing the deputy shoot his severely injuried horse and dog.
The Amish man won his court case.
The Amish man replied that he was fine.
The Amish man sued for damages. At court, the defense attorney asked the Amish man if he didn't state that he was ok to the deputy. The Amish man stated yes.
The complaints attorney asked the Amish man what happened at the scene.
The Amish man stated that a deputy showed up and with the horse and dog severely injured the deputy pulled his revolver and put his horse and dog out of misery. The deputy went to the Amish man and asked him if he was ok. The Amish man stated that he stated to the deputy that he was ok after seeing the deputy shoot his severely injuried horse and dog.
The Amish man won his court case.
von Koehler
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Loretta Van Riet
Trying to hang out with the cool kids.
Old Gray Mare
TB Fanatic
You have made my day good sir! The feel good story of the week...can I recommend him for employee of the month?
momma_soapmaker
Disgusted
I loved them back in the day.
I see nothing
Hognutz
Has No Life - Lives on TB
Air planes….
