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Roger Thornhill
Some irascible old curmudgeon
Roger Thornhill
Some irascible old curmudgeon
Roger Thornhill
Some irascible old curmudgeon
Roger Thornhill
Some irascible old curmudgeon
Roger Thornhill
Some irascible old curmudgeon
Roger Thornhill
Some irascible old curmudgeon
Roger Thornhill
Some irascible old curmudgeon
Roger Thornhill
Some irascible old curmudgeon
Roger Thornhill
Some irascible old curmudgeon
Roger Thornhill
Some irascible old curmudgeon
Texican
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A man had just finished reading a new book called, 'HOW YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR OWN HOME AGAIN "
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly,
"Firstly - From now on, YOU need to understand that I AM the MAN of this house, and simply accept that what I say goes!"
"Secondly - You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward."
"Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me to our bedroom where we will indulge in whatever forms of lovemaking that I choose - no matter what you might have said in the past."
"After that, you are going to draw me a warm bath so that I can relax."
"You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe."
"Then you will massage my feet and hands."
"Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied..."The funeral director would be my guess."
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly,
"Firstly - From now on, YOU need to understand that I AM the MAN of this house, and simply accept that what I say goes!"
"Secondly - You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward."
"Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me to our bedroom where we will indulge in whatever forms of lovemaking that I choose - no matter what you might have said in the past."
"After that, you are going to draw me a warm bath so that I can relax."
"You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe."
"Then you will massage my feet and hands."
"Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied..."The funeral director would be my guess."
Texican
Live Free & Die Free.... God Freedom Country....
Years ago we had an in door cat and one of his cans of cat food was named "Sea Food Delight". When you opened a can, the cat could smell the aroma and would come running and devour the can. I have eaten sea food at resturants that did not smell as good as Sea Food Delight. Always wondered if it tasted as good as it smelled.
Texican....
JMG91
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Musta been having a bad week at work.
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Yup
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Too much fertilizer.
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Hey, you have New York, New Jersey…
Loretta Van Riet
Trying to hang out with the cool kids.
medic38572
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Yes, there is hope as many go fishing and match wits with an animal with a brain the size of a pea.
marsh
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Old Greek
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Mainly democrats!
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Neither here nor there.
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