PLAY Funny Stuff Found on the Internet - REMINDER: POLITICAL HUMOR IS NOT ALLOWED ON THIS THREAD
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day late
money? whats that?
The stories that could be told.
2dollarbill
Veteran Member
okay, so the one I heard today, cracked me up, I'm a duffas, here it goes,
I'm a guy trapped in a woman, and then I was Born. Come on, Badda Bing Badda Boom!
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I'm a guy trapped in a woman, and then I was Born. Come on, Badda Bing Badda Boom!
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Fairwillows
Where I am supposed to be.
thanks....it's 1:49 am....and that song is now STUCK....in my head
Fairwillows
Where I am supposed to be.
A group of friendly hippies got busted and my sister and I helped clean out the bus they lived in....omg...there were microdots all over the floor....we were "out there" for 3 days, but only in the bus for one
Profit of Doom
Dismember
Tyson Foods is their supplier.
CaryC
Has No Life - Lives on TB
One time in the Army, in the barracks in my buds room, I pulled open a desk drawer, and there was this roll of candy in the form of dots which was the way I remember them when a kid.A group of friendly hippies got busted and my sister and I helped clean out the bus they lived in....omg...there were microdots all over the floor....we were "out there" for 3 days, but only in the bus for one
Started to pull one off, and my bud freaked. No, No, Noooooooo don't do that!!!!
What?
That's my room mates micro dots.
What???????
Micro dots, ........acid, man.
Oooooo (carefully puts dots back).
day late
money? whats that?
I couldn't have ever messed with acid while I was in. I know some who did, but not me. Think about it. The infantry already does a job on your mind to start with. THEN you want to add in the detailed memories of the job to go along with it? No thank you.
packyderms_wife
Neither here nor there.
I wish I could say that one was funny. But it was a creepy move, and James Caan was never an actor I enjoyed watching anyway.
packyderms_wife
Neither here nor there.
Texican
Live Free & Die Free.... God Freedom Country....
DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas and talks with an old rancher.
He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown dr*gs."
The rancher says, "Okay, but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.
The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me."
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher.
"See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish... On any land. No questions asked or answer given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? "
The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis Bull...
With every step, the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety.
The officer is clearly terrified.
The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence, and yells at the top of his lungs...
"Your badge... Show him your badge!"
He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown dr*gs."
The rancher says, "Okay, but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.
The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me."
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher.
"See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish... On any land. No questions asked or answer given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? "
The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis Bull...
With every step, the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety.
The officer is clearly terrified.
The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence, and yells at the top of his lungs...
"Your badge... Show him your badge!"
bw
Fringe Ranger
I've dealt with them, and wouldn't care to walk up to one.
Walrus Whisperer
Hope in chains...
I'm with you, I disliked that movie a lot.
