medic38572
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I deleted it, was meant for another thread.
PLAY (Formerly funny, now funny again) political cartoons
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Cool. I hope you pasted it into the thread where it belonged. Scary stuff.
Tristan
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Southside
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It is Treason, sir.
NO DEALS!
I’m sure there will be hundreds of pardons signed on January 19th.
bw
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Can pardons be granted without a conviction first? In the absence of any legal action at all? Upon research it looks like they can, but very unusual. We'll have to wait and see.
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medic38572
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Lone_Hawk
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It’s Official: Trump Now Has Hottest Cabinet Of All Time
Politics
Nov 25, 2024
BabylonBee.com
PALM BEACH, FL — Less than one month after the presidential election and still eight weeks away from his inauguration, experts have already confirmed that President-Elect Donald Trump now has the hottest cabinet of all time.
Trump has quickly assembled his roster of officials as he prepared to commence his second term as president, drawing strong reactions from analysts who hailed his team as by far the sexiest cabinet in American history.
"I just can't stop ogling his picks, especially that Border Czar," said one political expert. "We've always known that Trump had an affinity for surrounding himself with beautiful people, but this new cabinet takes the cake. Not even the astounding mustaches and mutton chops found in the Martin Van Buren administration can hold a candle to this. Caroline Leavitt, Tulsi Gabbard, Pam Bondi, Tom Homan. That's an all-star team of hotness if I've ever seen one."
Though critics raised concerns about Trump appointing candidates based on their looks, his transition team defended the selections. "Would you rather stare at ugly people during all the cabinet meetings?" one source asked. "President-Elect Trump has found that people work better in an environment filled with good-looking people. That's why he's got people like Kristi Noem on the team. And don't forget Linda McMahon."
According to high-ranking leaders of the Republican Party, former South Carolina Governor Nikkie Haly was still waiting for her phone to ring.
At publishing time, a Trump team insider also disclosed that discussions were taking place to create a "Trump Cabinet 2025" pinup calendar in time for Inauguration Day.
babylonbee.com
Politics
Nov 25, 2024
BabylonBee.com
PALM BEACH, FL — Less than one month after the presidential election and still eight weeks away from his inauguration, experts have already confirmed that President-Elect Donald Trump now has the hottest cabinet of all time.
Trump has quickly assembled his roster of officials as he prepared to commence his second term as president, drawing strong reactions from analysts who hailed his team as by far the sexiest cabinet in American history.
"I just can't stop ogling his picks, especially that Border Czar," said one political expert. "We've always known that Trump had an affinity for surrounding himself with beautiful people, but this new cabinet takes the cake. Not even the astounding mustaches and mutton chops found in the Martin Van Buren administration can hold a candle to this. Caroline Leavitt, Tulsi Gabbard, Pam Bondi, Tom Homan. That's an all-star team of hotness if I've ever seen one."
Though critics raised concerns about Trump appointing candidates based on their looks, his transition team defended the selections. "Would you rather stare at ugly people during all the cabinet meetings?" one source asked. "President-Elect Trump has found that people work better in an environment filled with good-looking people. That's why he's got people like Kristi Noem on the team. And don't forget Linda McMahon."
According to high-ranking leaders of the Republican Party, former South Carolina Governor Nikkie Haly was still waiting for her phone to ring.
At publishing time, a Trump team insider also disclosed that discussions were taking place to create a "Trump Cabinet 2025" pinup calendar in time for Inauguration Day.
It’s Official: Trump Now Has Hottest Cabinet Of All Time
PALM BEACH, FL — Less than one month after the presidential election and still eight weeks away from his inauguration, experts have already confirmed that President-Elect Donald Trump now has the hottest cabinet of all time.
babylonbee.com
Lone_Hawk
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Trump Announces FBI Director Nominee: Catturd
Politics
Nov 22, 2024
BabylonBee.com
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President-Elect Donald Trump's cabinet picks continued to stir up controversy on Capitol Hill and across the country, as he announced that he had officially nominated Catturd for FBI Director.
Trump's nomination of the right-wing social media personality surprised people from all parts of the political spectrum. Most mainstream political commentators heavily criticized the decision, with many of them citing Catturd's lack of law enforcement or legal experience and propensity for posting replies to their X posts that get more shares and engagement than the original posts themselves.
"We love Catturd, don't we, folks?" Trump said in response to the public outcry. "He's a great guy, very smart, very talented. Let me tell you, folks, he'll run a better FBI than James Comey ever did. Very sad, James Comey. He was a dirty guy. 'Dirty Jim,' we call him. Very sad guy. We think that the FBI will turn things around under Director Catturd. And that's quite a hat, I must say."
While Catturd had not yet commented publicly on the nomination, many conservatives were optimistic that the FBI would spend less time spying on American citizens if the bureau's director was distracted by social media all day.
"That would be great — and if he could post some sick memes every now and then, I'd be down for that," said U.S. citizen Brandon Bailey. "Oh, look — he's having a public argument with Three Year Letterman on X. That's what I've always wanted in an FBI director."
At publishing time, Catturd had publicly accepted the nomination by making several irreverent posts on prominent liberal accounts on X.
babylonbee.com
Politics
Nov 22, 2024
BabylonBee.com
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President-Elect Donald Trump's cabinet picks continued to stir up controversy on Capitol Hill and across the country, as he announced that he had officially nominated Catturd for FBI Director.
Trump's nomination of the right-wing social media personality surprised people from all parts of the political spectrum. Most mainstream political commentators heavily criticized the decision, with many of them citing Catturd's lack of law enforcement or legal experience and propensity for posting replies to their X posts that get more shares and engagement than the original posts themselves.
"We love Catturd, don't we, folks?" Trump said in response to the public outcry. "He's a great guy, very smart, very talented. Let me tell you, folks, he'll run a better FBI than James Comey ever did. Very sad, James Comey. He was a dirty guy. 'Dirty Jim,' we call him. Very sad guy. We think that the FBI will turn things around under Director Catturd. And that's quite a hat, I must say."
While Catturd had not yet commented publicly on the nomination, many conservatives were optimistic that the FBI would spend less time spying on American citizens if the bureau's director was distracted by social media all day.
"That would be great — and if he could post some sick memes every now and then, I'd be down for that," said U.S. citizen Brandon Bailey. "Oh, look — he's having a public argument with Three Year Letterman on X. That's what I've always wanted in an FBI director."
At publishing time, Catturd had publicly accepted the nomination by making several irreverent posts on prominent liberal accounts on X.
Trump Announces FBI Director Nominee: Catturd
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President-Elect Donald Trump's cabinet picks continued to stir up controversy on Capitol Hill and across the country, as he announced that he had officially nominated Catturd for FBI Director.
babylonbee.com
Lone_Hawk
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The only thing that most "reporters" do is suck the big toe of Marxist Democraps and spout there utter BS. But I guess he has to say this in hopes of survival of the dumbest...
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