gonewacky
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The Witches Cavern
Winter zipped by in Dention and summer was on its way out. The town was growing fast. Twenty houses had been built last year, and almost as many businesses had started up. There was a Laundry in town run by a Chinese couple now, and a Lumber Mill just outside of town. One of the new settlers was Dortha and Alexander.
Alexander got a job at the Mill, and they found a cheap house in town.
Henry and Origin were married, and Origin could talk with broken English.
Jim watched as they rode off with tin-cans tied to the back of the wagon. Looking at Albert Jim shared, “I’ve never been able to figure out why it’s customary to tie strings of empty tin-cans to the back of a wagon of Newly Weds. What did the empty cans signify? I can’t go along with a cynic who suggested that the cans symbolize the extent of home-cooked meals. That the poor groom is going to get for the remainder of his lifetime. I know for a fact that’s not true of Origin and Henry. Origin was every bit as good of a cook as Victoria Tomson at the Boardinghouse.”
Another good cook lived across town. Dortha happened to be a good enough cook to be able to win prizes, and on the day this story started she’d left a roast in the oven. Then she went out and explored the small grounds of their Little Dream House.
Dortha looked next door and an old woman insisted, “Hello there come on over and get acquainted.”
Dortha replied, “Hello I’m Dortha I’m your new neighbor.”
The old woman revealed, “I’m Clarice it’s good to see young people next door again. I hope you and your husband will be very happy.”
Dortha responded, “Thank you. Have you lived here long?”
Clarice explained, “Well I was here before your house was built. Of course my husband was alive then.”
Dortha inquired, “And now you’re alone?”
Clarice replied, “Yes and happy to see you. You’re welcome to drop in anytime child I’d be glad to have the company.”
Dortha admitted, “That’s very neighborly, and I’ll return the invitation. Oh, but I have to run now. I have to take a look at my roast. I expect my husband in less than an hour.”
An hour later Alexander was walking up out front of his house. Catherine called out, “Hi there neighbor.”
Alexander replied, “Oh hi I’m Alexander.”
Catherine inquired, “Well I’m Catherine Alexander. Can I offer you a cocktail before dinner?”
Alexander informed, “That sounds delightful, but my wife’s expecting me. She most likely heard me talking to you.”
Catherine insisted, “Say no more. Just remember you have a rain check anytime.”
Alexander reassured, “I’ll remember, thanks.”
Catherine added, “It’s nice to have neighbors again. I’ll be seeing you.”
Dortha Announced, “Welcome my Lord and Master to your home and castle.”
Alexander insisted, “Hey there dear don’t let them women’s liber’s hear that greeting.”
Dortha replied, “You know I didn’t mean it.”
Alexander teased, “You didn’t?”
Dortha insisted, “Just the welcome part.”
Alexander exclaimed, “Hey something smells delicious, and yours was the second welcome I got since I came home.”
Dortha replied, “Oh”
Alexander informed, “You can say that again the gal that lives next door was in her front yard, and asked me in for a drink.”
Dortha assured, “That’s why we’re married darling. I love you and your sense of humor. That’s so funny.”
Alexander insisted, “She really did ask me”
Dortha explained, “I’m sure she did darling she’s a lonely old lady. Oh I’m sorry to spoil your little game. I saw her earlier this afternoon, and you can’t hope to make me jealous of a woman in her 80s.”
Alexander asserted, “Well I don’t know what woman you saw Dortha, but the lady who spoke to me wasn’t anywhere near 30 let alone 80. I know what I saw and who I saw.”
Dortha demanded, “Well I’m sure you saw what you told me honey, but at least give me the same break you asked for yourself. I know what I saw too, but it’s crazy.”
Alexander insisted, “Well there’s probably some simple explanation.”
Dortha replied, “I’ll bet there is, and I’m the one who’s going to get it from Mrs. William the first thing tomorrow morning.
The next day Dortha stood at the door as it opened.
Clarice greeted, “How nice of you to come visiting so soon and so early. Would you like a cup of coffee?”
Dortha replied, “Coffee would be nice.”
Clarice suggested, “Well let’s go into the kitchen I always find it Cozier. Do you take cream and sugar?”
Dortha requested, “Just black thank you.”
Clarice inquired, “Tell me are you getting used to our little town? Do you find the shopping here exciting?”
Dortha answered, “As a matter of fact yes. I like Emily at the store, and Mable at the dress shop.”
Clarice replied, “I don’t get out so much anymore. There used to be a farmer’s market on Saturday. It had the loveliest freshest vegetables. It used to be where the Hotel is now.”
Dortha informed, “The reason I came over was I was wondering if you met my husband?”
Clarice mumbled, “Oh how interesting.”
Dortha questioned, “Did you meet my husband yesterday?”
Clarice asked, “Did he say he did?”
Dortha proclaimed, “Well he said he met a beautiful 30-year-old woman here.”
Clarice smiled, “In my house?”
Dortha requested, “Who’s the woman my husband saw last night?
Clarice giggled, “My dear child, don’t tell me you’re jealous?”
Dortha got up and said, “Goodbye Clarice. I’m sorry I bothered you.
Clarice insisted, “Please don’t go. I’ll try to help you.”
Dortha demanded, “Why should it be so difficult? There’s something here I don’t understand, and I’m going to get to the bottom of it.”
Clarice demanded, “It might be best if you move. That really might be best.”
Dortha remarked, “That’s ridiculous. Do you know what you’re saying?”
Clarice replied, “Yes.”
Dortha argued, “Alexander and I looked for a house for almost 6 months. We could never find a house like this at the price we paid.”
Clarice revealed, “I know, perhaps you’ll do well to find out why this house went so cheaply.”
That evening Alexander knocked on the neighbor’s door.
Catherine answered, “Hi Neighbor I’m glad you decided to pick up your rain check on that drink so quickly.”
Alexander replied, “No drink thanks.”
Catherine pulled the door open, “Come in anyway. It’s only neighborly.”
Alexander explained, “I left the Mill early today just to straighten something out. This shouldn’t really take more than a minute.”
Winter zipped by in Dention and summer was on its way out. The town was growing fast. Twenty houses had been built last year, and almost as many businesses had started up. There was a Laundry in town run by a Chinese couple now, and a Lumber Mill just outside of town. One of the new settlers was Dortha and Alexander.
Alexander got a job at the Mill, and they found a cheap house in town.
Henry and Origin were married, and Origin could talk with broken English.
Jim watched as they rode off with tin-cans tied to the back of the wagon. Looking at Albert Jim shared, “I’ve never been able to figure out why it’s customary to tie strings of empty tin-cans to the back of a wagon of Newly Weds. What did the empty cans signify? I can’t go along with a cynic who suggested that the cans symbolize the extent of home-cooked meals. That the poor groom is going to get for the remainder of his lifetime. I know for a fact that’s not true of Origin and Henry. Origin was every bit as good of a cook as Victoria Tomson at the Boardinghouse.”
Another good cook lived across town. Dortha happened to be a good enough cook to be able to win prizes, and on the day this story started she’d left a roast in the oven. Then she went out and explored the small grounds of their Little Dream House.
Dortha looked next door and an old woman insisted, “Hello there come on over and get acquainted.”
Dortha replied, “Hello I’m Dortha I’m your new neighbor.”
The old woman revealed, “I’m Clarice it’s good to see young people next door again. I hope you and your husband will be very happy.”
Dortha responded, “Thank you. Have you lived here long?”
Clarice explained, “Well I was here before your house was built. Of course my husband was alive then.”
Dortha inquired, “And now you’re alone?”
Clarice replied, “Yes and happy to see you. You’re welcome to drop in anytime child I’d be glad to have the company.”
Dortha admitted, “That’s very neighborly, and I’ll return the invitation. Oh, but I have to run now. I have to take a look at my roast. I expect my husband in less than an hour.”
An hour later Alexander was walking up out front of his house. Catherine called out, “Hi there neighbor.”
Alexander replied, “Oh hi I’m Alexander.”
Catherine inquired, “Well I’m Catherine Alexander. Can I offer you a cocktail before dinner?”
Alexander informed, “That sounds delightful, but my wife’s expecting me. She most likely heard me talking to you.”
Catherine insisted, “Say no more. Just remember you have a rain check anytime.”
Alexander reassured, “I’ll remember, thanks.”
Catherine added, “It’s nice to have neighbors again. I’ll be seeing you.”
Dortha Announced, “Welcome my Lord and Master to your home and castle.”
Alexander insisted, “Hey there dear don’t let them women’s liber’s hear that greeting.”
Dortha replied, “You know I didn’t mean it.”
Alexander teased, “You didn’t?”
Dortha insisted, “Just the welcome part.”
Alexander exclaimed, “Hey something smells delicious, and yours was the second welcome I got since I came home.”
Dortha replied, “Oh”
Alexander informed, “You can say that again the gal that lives next door was in her front yard, and asked me in for a drink.”
Dortha assured, “That’s why we’re married darling. I love you and your sense of humor. That’s so funny.”
Alexander insisted, “She really did ask me”
Dortha explained, “I’m sure she did darling she’s a lonely old lady. Oh I’m sorry to spoil your little game. I saw her earlier this afternoon, and you can’t hope to make me jealous of a woman in her 80s.”
Alexander asserted, “Well I don’t know what woman you saw Dortha, but the lady who spoke to me wasn’t anywhere near 30 let alone 80. I know what I saw and who I saw.”
Dortha demanded, “Well I’m sure you saw what you told me honey, but at least give me the same break you asked for yourself. I know what I saw too, but it’s crazy.”
Alexander insisted, “Well there’s probably some simple explanation.”
Dortha replied, “I’ll bet there is, and I’m the one who’s going to get it from Mrs. William the first thing tomorrow morning.
The next day Dortha stood at the door as it opened.
Clarice greeted, “How nice of you to come visiting so soon and so early. Would you like a cup of coffee?”
Dortha replied, “Coffee would be nice.”
Clarice suggested, “Well let’s go into the kitchen I always find it Cozier. Do you take cream and sugar?”
Dortha requested, “Just black thank you.”
Clarice inquired, “Tell me are you getting used to our little town? Do you find the shopping here exciting?”
Dortha answered, “As a matter of fact yes. I like Emily at the store, and Mable at the dress shop.”
Clarice replied, “I don’t get out so much anymore. There used to be a farmer’s market on Saturday. It had the loveliest freshest vegetables. It used to be where the Hotel is now.”
Dortha informed, “The reason I came over was I was wondering if you met my husband?”
Clarice mumbled, “Oh how interesting.”
Dortha questioned, “Did you meet my husband yesterday?”
Clarice asked, “Did he say he did?”
Dortha proclaimed, “Well he said he met a beautiful 30-year-old woman here.”
Clarice smiled, “In my house?”
Dortha requested, “Who’s the woman my husband saw last night?
Clarice giggled, “My dear child, don’t tell me you’re jealous?”
Dortha got up and said, “Goodbye Clarice. I’m sorry I bothered you.
Clarice insisted, “Please don’t go. I’ll try to help you.”
Dortha demanded, “Why should it be so difficult? There’s something here I don’t understand, and I’m going to get to the bottom of it.”
Clarice demanded, “It might be best if you move. That really might be best.”
Dortha remarked, “That’s ridiculous. Do you know what you’re saying?”
Clarice replied, “Yes.”
Dortha argued, “Alexander and I looked for a house for almost 6 months. We could never find a house like this at the price we paid.”
Clarice revealed, “I know, perhaps you’ll do well to find out why this house went so cheaply.”
That evening Alexander knocked on the neighbor’s door.
Catherine answered, “Hi Neighbor I’m glad you decided to pick up your rain check on that drink so quickly.”
Alexander replied, “No drink thanks.”
Catherine pulled the door open, “Come in anyway. It’s only neighborly.”
Alexander explained, “I left the Mill early today just to straighten something out. This shouldn’t really take more than a minute.”