WTF?!? Dem nigras want dey own amber alert: “ebony alert”

[West]

In the last week a dark skin shot (with AK) a cop and got away. Today I think he was caught.

Anyway for the last week it was called a BLUE alart..

A FYI. In real life.

 

[Knoxville's Joker]

If it is an illegal alien will it be called a grey alert?

 

[RememberGoliad]

If it is an illegal alien will it be called a grey alert?

Yeah, not to be confused with silver alerts for the vaxxed geezers getting lost and bumbling around where their vaxxed karen kids can't ride herd on 'em.

Yeah, I know, some of 'em are real. But there are a significant number of them that include Maw or Paw deciding to go somewhere and get a Silver Alert put out on 'em simply because they didn't tell the kids they were going on a mini-vacation.

ETA Also need a rainbow alert for your LGSAOIDOFGVBDJERN++ community

 

[RememberGoliad]

Needs to be called "Bro Alert" then.

I was gonna suggest Homey Alert, but then remembered this 'toon:

 

[homepark]

This is story on "Onion", correct? This can't be serious. ADDED: uh, oh

https://www.npr.org/2023/04/08/1167435513/california-ebony-alert-system-missing-black-women-youth

 

[Dennis Olson]

CONTENT IS REQUIRED

 

[homepark]

CONTENT IS REQUIRED

The link is sufficient to show that the story is not from The Onion, and is Kalifornia Reality.

 

[Dennis Olson]

Homepark has decided to take his marbles and go home.

He has successfully “resisted.” Or something.

 

[RememberGoliad]

The link is sufficient to show that the story is not from The Onion, and is Kalifornia Reality.

CONTENT IS REQUIRED

And FWIW, I'm content with that, so the standards have been met...

 

[Redleg]

I think a baby daddy alert might be better.