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dragonslayer2001

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Just got this from another source. Don't blame me, I'm just passing it on:



My old uncle Jerry used to work for
the CIA. He was a toilet cleaner.
Whenever I asked him about his work
his eyes just glazed over, went real quiet.
Just before he died he told me the
truth.

He said he saw a lot of shit
go down in the agency. The whole thing
stinks, he said. Assholes wherever he
looked. He was real pissed.

Still, he took his memories and his
secrets to the grave. My uncle Jerry
was a real patriot.
 
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F.Drew

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Your point, sir?

Is this another Booth / Aussie Bloke-style encoded message that we're supposed to figure out?

Is this some reference to the world going down the toilet?
 
'plain o joe'

'plain o joe'

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A new definition of Shit on a Shingle

almost as good as the accident the other day on I 285...


Seems a bread truck flipped over after skidding on the sewage that dumped out of a tanker when the sides split...like 5,000 gallons of raw putrid smelling 5h!t.....

Just imagine being a few cars back when everything (4 lanes) hit the fan and shut down...

:kk2:
 
Kimber

Kimber

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Heck,

Since we're on this subject.

Did you all know that anyone with time can still sit on route 123 outside the entrance and count traffic? There's a pill box built in about 1993 after two or more CIA commuters were gunned down while waiting to turn left at a light. Yep, you guessed it, a Pakistani Muslim - subsequently caught and extradited back here.

Anyone wanting real intelligence can simple count cars. Most people in DC, however, are too busy trying to get to work. And the last important plumbers in DC stopped in 1972.

As for toilets, the new building has enough insulation so that the outside world wouldn't hear it flush or smell the stink. Sure you could see the roto-rooter truck, but no evidence. Waste flow into the Potomac would probably be straightforward, however. The evidence is everywhere.

David
 
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