PLAY Biden Campaign Says He Is So Close To A VP Pick He Can Smell Her

medic38572

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August 1st, 2020




WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democratic Presidential Nominee Joe Biden's campaign announced that he would be making his pick for Vice President soon, adding that the former Vice President had recently stated, "I'm so close I can smell her."


Biden's staff says Joe has been pacing the halls of capitol buildings, congress, and the Senate sniffing the air like a starve-crazed bloodhound in search of the perfect female candidate. "He's huffing longer, deeper inhalations," said his campaign manager Greg Schultz. "That means he's getting really close."

Biden's staff says at the rate he is sniffing, he'll definitely have a VP pick by the first week of August.


 

MinnesotaSmith

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"SATURDAY, MAY 23, 2020
You ain't a woman

Creepy Joe Biden doubles down:
In a recent interview with a female representative of the segment of the human species identifying as female, Biden made a strong case for why all women everywhere should vote for him without question, or at least let him sniff their hair.

"Look, the thing, you know what it is," Biden said. "The womenfolk know what's at stake in this election. It's hairy simple. Just let me vote on you, or you vote for me, the vote, b-b-b-blond applesauce baloney. Simple choice. If you don't let me smell your hair, you ain't a woman!" Biden then sat back in his chair with a smile, having "totally nailed" another interview....

Witnesses then walked in on Biden conversing with a Cabbage Patch doll who he mistook for a female interviewer. After hearing the news, feminists around the country responded by lining up outside Biden's house to get a complimentary hair sniff, thereby affirming their statuses as real women.
It's just getting harder and harder for satire to keep up with reality these days."
 

medic38572

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No, did not know that. LOL. Have to add..with all the shit reporting this day and age anything gives.
Before you click on the article that sounds crazy look next to it and see if it says play. Many articles I have posted from the be sound so outrageous, but yet have sort of truth to them and are from a satire site. I find the babylon bee hilariously funny that satifies my degenerated humor.
 

Dennis Olson

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No, did not know that. LOL. Have to add..with all the shit reporting this day and age anything gives.
You need to spend a moment to look at the source link. ANYTHING from “Babylon Bee” is satire. They’re a direct competitor for The Onion (which you might not know about either.)
 

Esto Perpetua

Senior Member
August 1st, 2020




WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democratic Presidential Nominee Joe Biden's campaign announced that he would be making his pick for Vice President soon, adding that the former Vice President had recently stated, "I'm so close I can smell her."


Biden's staff says Joe has been pacing the halls of capitol buildings, congress, and the Senate sniffing the air like a starve-crazed bloodhound in search of the perfect female candidate. "He's huffing longer, deeper inhalations," said his campaign manager Greg Schultz. "That means he's getting really close."

Biden's staff says at the rate he is sniffing, he'll definitely have a VP pick by the first week of August.


I just knew this was going to be from The Babylon Bee....
 

Dennis Olson

Chief Curmudgeon
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I’ve started seeing Biden commercials in my AO. When I look at him, I see a squinty, pig-eyed traitor. Makes me want to pound him into the dirt.
 
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