I hate Fed Ex.
Around here, Fed Ex uses contractors, that use rented Enterprise box trucks. One day he pulled up, and my son walked out to get the big box. I wasn't expecting anything at the time. Son comes in, and the truck drives off. I look at the box, and it's not for any of us. My girl friend at the time, looks at the box, and gets real excited to see it's a whole set of Rachel Ray cook ware. She's like, you do know how expensive those are, and can we keep it? I'm like, no I like to receive my stuff when I order something. She's my ex-girl friend now, but that's another story.
I called Fed Ex and told them about the wrong delivery. They sent out a real driver in a fancy Fed Ex van, wearing a Fed Ex uniform. He looks at the box, and says, oh it's ground delivery. No problem, I'll go drop it off.
The other day I ordered off Wal*Marts site. It was some cheap drinks mix, and I ordered some extra flavors. After ordering, three flavors are coming on one date, and the other is scheduled for a couple of days later. All for $5.99 delivery charge. They sent the guy back out for a $4.99 item two days later. Fed Ex delivery. Wal*Mart fulfillment.