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Raggedyman

Raggedyman

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'Alien Sighting' in Kentucky Sparks Gunfire | Coast to Coast AM

In a bizarre story out of Kentucky, cops arrested a man for firing a gun from a hotel window and, when questioned by police, he claimed that aliens were to blame for the shooting. The strange incident reportedly occurred in the community of Richmond early Saturday morning when authorities received a call about gunfire at a local hotel. Upon their arrival, police confirmed the report as they witnessed someone shooting out of one of the windows of the establishment. After ensuring that the other patrons at the hotel were evacuated to a safe location, cops swooped in and arrested Samuel Riddell, who offered an out-of-this-world explanation for what caused the frightening event.

According to the Richmond Police Department, when asked why he had opened fire from his hotel window, Riddell informed detectives that "he observed aliens in the parking lot and was shooting at them." Alas, it would appear that there were no ETs in the area when police arrived, suggesting that the man had either imagined their presence or his aggressive action caused them to return to their home planet. Be that as it may, Riddell is now facing a staggering 11 different charges for the ill-advised shooting. Fortunately, no one was hurt in the weird incident, though if an invasion by aggrieved aliens unfolds in the near future, we may know who to blame.

inquiring minds want to know:
a) is this guy kin ta vestige
b) could this ACTUALLY BE vestige after a bit too much korn squeezins
c) could it be vestige in da future - with or WITHOUT - da korn squeezins
d) alla dat stuff 'above . . .

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kaintuk korn squeezins​
 
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ShadowMan

ShadowMan

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Hmmmm, he might have just saved the whole planet. Or.....................he was drunk. :groucho:

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NoDandy

NoDandy

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Hey Vestige, cool haircut. Did you get your corn squeezins frum Bell county. I hear thars are purty gud.

I gots mine frum Hazard, thars r gud too.

Say, if you got any spare ray guns, can U give me a couple. Be right neighborly of uah , one Kantuck to nuther !!

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Raggedyman

Raggedyman

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NoDandy said:
Hey Vestige, cool haircut. Did you get your corn squeezins frum Bell county. I hear thars are purty gud.

I gots mine frum Hazard, thars r gud too.

Say, if you got any spare ray guns, can U give me a couple. Be right neighborly of uah , one Kantuck to nuther !!

:lkick::lkick::lkick::lkick::lkick::lkick::lkick::lkick:
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'prolly squeezes his own :chg:
 
Raggedyman

Raggedyman

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will do - but knowin the ol boy he'll deny he's been makin' his own squeezins . . . I was worried about him cuz he hadn't shot back yet. I already PM'd him to ask had he seen the thread . . .

I was advised "he's werkun up a proper response" :lkick:​
 
NoDandy

NoDandy

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Well Raggedyman, ifin I was to guess, I thin he prolly like me, prefer to get the squeezins from professiunnels . Will see
 
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NoDandy

NoDandy

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Raggedyman said:
will do - but knowin the ol boy he'll deny he's been makin' his own squeezins . . . I was worried about him cuz he hadn't shot back yet. I already PM'd him to ask had he seen the thread . . .

I was advised "he's werkun up a proper response" :lkick:​
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Oh man, I can hardly wait to see it !!
 
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vestige

Deceased
I got my equipment put up, the rain stopped, the sun came out and I have returned (for a while).
It wasn't me that did the shooting although I would probably do the same if confronted by aliens or others.

I doubt the guy is kin to me. My relatives on that side of the family are a lot further east... up in the hills. Richmond is a college town. Not my kind of place. However, I did make it through college and, luckily, forgot most of what I was taught. I learned some neat stuff but was taught BS. Big difference.

Aliens:

There are no aliens around here to my knowledge. In fact there are no foreigners or even colored people near me. That could change. The only thing around here (in my woods) is the sasquatch. They are here and have been sighted by many other than me. I have only seen the result of their presence.

A sasquatch is a destructive SOB. One scattered copper all over my creek bottom and shot holes in my barrels. I didn't even know a sasquatch could shoot a gun.

Squeezings:

Squeezings are special and saved for special occasions. Especially since that SOB sasquatch shot up my barrels. Anyway, I live within walking distance of two distilleries so any juice consumed here is (usually, not always) store bought. It will suffice until things get really tight. Considering things are getting tighter each day I have three barrels (sans bullet holes) standing by.

I hope this post has alleviated the concerns of those who care for me.

I thank all of you for your concerns.

BTW: The further east of me one travels, up into the hills, the wilder those boys get. Some even marry redheads which requires a lot of guts or a lot of squeezings.
 
Dobbin

Dobbin

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Wait - isn't the Biden Administration busing all sorts of Illegal Aliens to more northern and interior portions of the country. Yunno - like Richmond, Kentucky?

Maybe everyone is reading more into this than is? Not an intrepid space traveler from a galaxy far-far away, but rather a meth-amphetamine "mule" bringing more pleasure to Americans and doing his part to "Make America Weak Again."

The shooter may be right. They might be aliens of the illegal kind. You can't possibly expect the MEEDIA to report THAT? And you might wait a long time before they do.

In fact, he might be careful since one of these aliens may show up to clean his hotel room tomorrow morning. Doing jobs that Americans don't need to do because of the jobless payments.

Dobbin
 
NoDandy

NoDandy

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vestige said:
I got my equipment put up, the rain stopped, the sun came out and I have returned (for a while).
It wasn't me that did the shooting although I would probably do the same if confronted by aliens or others.

I doubt the guy is kin to me. My relatives on that side of the family are a lot further east... up in the hills. Richmond is a college town. Not my kind of place. However, I did make it through college and, luckily, forgot most of what I was taught. I learned some neat stuff but was taught BS. Big difference.

Aliens:

There are no aliens around here to my knowledge. In fact there are no foreigners or even colored people near me. That could change. The only thing around here (in my woods) is the sasquatch. They are here and have been sighted by many other than me. I have only seen the result of their presence.

A sasquatch is a destructive SOB. One scattered copper all over my creek bottom and shot holes in my barrels. I didn't even know a sasquatch could shoot a gun.

Squeezings:

Squeezings are special and saved for special occasions. Especially since that SOB sasquatch shot up my barrels. Anyway, I live within walking distance of two distilleries so any juice consumed here is (usually, not always) store bought. It will suffice until things get really tight. Considering things are getting tighter each day I have three barrels (sans bullet holes) standing by.

I hope this post has alleviated the concerns of those who care for me.

I thank all of you for your concerns.

BTW: The further east of me one travels, up into the hills, the wilder those boys get. Some even marry redheads which requires a lot of guts or a lot of squeezings.
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Vestige, glad you got your equipment put up & you are well !
 
Raggedyman

Raggedyman

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Mtsilverback said:
MMMMMMmmm! Redheads.. sigh..
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you probably haven't seen this yet . . .

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when I married Raggedyann - a red haired green eyed Scotts Irish lass my best friend said this to me:

"there are only 3 things I fear in this plane of existence. not necessarily in this order they are - lightning, poisonous snakes and women with red hair"

further deponent sayeth not



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Raggedyman

Raggedyman

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vestige said:
BTW: The further east of me one travels, up into the hills, the wilder those boys get. Some even marry redheads which requires a lot of guts or a lot of squeezings.
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bracketquant said:
Does that mean the furthest east they marry redheaded sasquatches?
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vestige said:
I am afraid to say.
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you're the BEST v! that's perfect!!!! :lkick: :lkick: :lkick:she's still almost as tiny as she was when I found her way back when - tall and tiny - but she DOES HAVE that red headed temper . . . it can be fun here at times - a red headed Scotts- Irish woman and a 100% hard headed Italian
 
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kyrsyan

kyrsyan

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Raggedyman said:
you probably haven't seen this yet . . .

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when I married Raggedyann - a red haired green eyed Scotts Irish lass my best friend said this to me:

"there are only 3 things I fear in this plane of existence. not necessarily in this order they are - lightning, poisonous snakes and women with red hair"

further deponent sayeth not



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My family decided enough people weren't understanding God's warning, so they bought me this shirt.

Raggedyman said:
that's perfect!!!! :lkick: :lkick: :lkick:she's still almost as tiny as she was when I found her way back when - tall and tiny - but she DOES HAVE that red headed temper . . . it can be fun here at times - a red headed Scotts- Irish woman and a 100% hard headed Italian
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:rofl:I'm all that in one package.
 
SSTemplar

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You would think that with 7 billion people all armed with movie making cellphones that we would have better pictures.
 
Seeker22

Seeker22

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Raggedyman said:
you're the BEST v! that's perfect!!!! :lkick: :lkick: :lkick:she's still almost as tiny as she was when I found her way back when - tall and tiny - but she DOES HAVE that red headed temper . . . it can be fun here at times - a red headed Scotts- Irish woman and a 100% hard headed Italian
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Love finds a way...
Happy Anniversary early.
 
Imrik

Imrik

Veteran Member
And for the record. If kaintuck korn squeezins were to blame,
A. There would be no hotel left
B. The aliens would be forced to beg for mercy.
C. There would be x rated pics of the aliens and local livestock posted all over town
D. Hunter Biden’s laptop would have everything on video about the whole incident.
E. Once the jugs are emptied the REAL ruckus would begin.
 
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