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Human test subject #58652
Three couples wanted to be admitted into a new church. One was an
elderly couple, one was a middle-aged couple, and one was a young
couple.
The priest said, "Well, the only way you can get into my church is to
abstain from having sex for two weeks."
"No problem," said all three couples.
Two weeks later, the three couples returned to the church.
"It was a piece of cake," said the elderly couple. "We didn't have sex
for two weeks straight."
The middle-aged couple said, "It was kind of difficult, but we made
it. We didn't have sex for two weeks straight."
Finally, the young couple said, "Well, we made it through the first
five days or so, but then, as my wife was bending over to pick up a
can of paint, I just had to give it to her right then and there."
The priest was stunned. "You do realize that you aren't welcome in
this church, don't you?"
The couple shrugged it off. "That's ok. We aren't welcome in Home
Depot anymore, either."
elderly couple, one was a middle-aged couple, and one was a young
couple.
The priest said, "Well, the only way you can get into my church is to
abstain from having sex for two weeks."
"No problem," said all three couples.
Two weeks later, the three couples returned to the church.
"It was a piece of cake," said the elderly couple. "We didn't have sex
for two weeks straight."
The middle-aged couple said, "It was kind of difficult, but we made
it. We didn't have sex for two weeks straight."
Finally, the young couple said, "Well, we made it through the first
five days or so, but then, as my wife was bending over to pick up a
can of paint, I just had to give it to her right then and there."
The priest was stunned. "You do realize that you aren't welcome in
this church, don't you?"
The couple shrugged it off. "That's ok. We aren't welcome in Home
Depot anymore, either."
