Panic at the North Pole! During a test with Santa using modified turbo boosters on his sleigh, an expected Polar Vortex
Swirlie tipped his sleigh upside down, and a huge load of mayonnaise spilled out. Fortunately, Santa and his reindeer
quickly stabilized their flight pattern, but unfortunately, the mayonnaise splattered all over the Abominable Snowman,
which is bad because he has no natural immunity against this yucky viscous substance originally formulated by a fiendish
French chef, and what is even worse, he is running haphazardly over ice and snow drifts on a collision course with Santa's
workshop where the elves are preoccupied with last minute detailing of customized toy cars and airplanes. Who will warn
the elves before they are inadvertently smashed by this frantic beast covered in white slime? More importantly, if the worst
case scenario occurs, can Santa outsource the last gifts on his list to be fulfilled by Chinese slave labor elves in Shanghai?