Fartacus
Fightin' Quaker
> >20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity
> > >
> > >1- At lunch time, sit in your parked car with your sunglasses on and
> >point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
> > >
> > >2- Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
> > >
> > >3- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want
> >fries with that.
> > >
> > >4- Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".
> > >
> > >5- Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
> >over their coffee addictions, switch to expresso.
> > >
> > >6- In the memo field of your checks, write, "for sexual favors".
> > >
> > >7- Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
> > >
> > >8- As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
> > >
> > >10- Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
> > >
> > >11- Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
> > >
> > >12- Sing along at the opera.
> > >
> > >13- Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
> > >
> > >14- Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds
> >all day.
> > >
> > >15- Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party
> >because you're not in the mood.
> > >
> > >16- Have your co-workers address you by your porn name, "rock hard".
> > >
> > >17- When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won!, I won!".
> > >
> > >18- When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,
> >"run for your lives, they're loose!!".
> > >
> > >19- Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy,we are going to
> >have to let one of you go".
> > > 20- Was really lame, so I deleted it.
> > >
> > >1- At lunch time, sit in your parked car with your sunglasses on and
> >point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
> > >
> > >2- Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
> > >
> > >3- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want
> >fries with that.
> > >
> > >4- Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".
> > >
> > >5- Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
> >over their coffee addictions, switch to expresso.
> > >
> > >6- In the memo field of your checks, write, "for sexual favors".
> > >
> > >7- Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
> > >
> > >8- As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
> > >
> > >10- Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
> > >
> > >11- Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
> > >
> > >12- Sing along at the opera.
> > >
> > >13- Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
> > >
> > >14- Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds
> >all day.
> > >
> > >15- Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party
> >because you're not in the mood.
> > >
> > >16- Have your co-workers address you by your porn name, "rock hard".
> > >
> > >17- When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won!, I won!".
> > >
> > >18- When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,
> >"run for your lives, they're loose!!".
> > >
> > >19- Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy,we are going to
> >have to let one of you go".
> > > 20- Was really lame, so I deleted it.
Bbbbut Fartacus, we'll go insane if we don't have all 20 ways to maintain our insanity!!!! 
