If it is an illegal alien will it be called a grey alert?
Yeah, not to be confused with silver alerts for the vaxxed geezers getting lost and bumbling around where their vaxxed karen kids can't ride herd on 'em.
Yeah, I know, some of 'em are real. But there are a significant number of them that include Maw or Paw deciding to go somewhere and get a Silver Alert put out on 'em simply because they didn't tell the kids they were going on a mini-vacation.
ETA Also need a rainbow alert for your LGSAOIDOFGVBDJERN++ community