flying screwdriver
Veteran Member
I like to act like Im taunting the rooster, mainly to gig my wife, but the rooster was paying attention.
Yesterday I go outside, and the rooster is on a high board looking at me. I am 20 feet away. I flapped my arms against my side, then stuck my neck out and cocked my head.
Bully slapped his wings hard against his side and stuck his neck out.
I did it again. He did it again.
The third time, I flapped my arms, slapped my legs, clapped my hands and told him 'Beat that!'
Bully-Roo jumped three feet into the air iflapping in the classic attack pose, landed on his feet, kept beating his wings, and then crowed at me.
He won. I walked away, him crowing the entire time and my wife laughing her ass off.
Yesterday I go outside, and the rooster is on a high board looking at me. I am 20 feet away. I flapped my arms against my side, then stuck my neck out and cocked my head.
Bully slapped his wings hard against his side and stuck his neck out.
I did it again. He did it again.
The third time, I flapped my arms, slapped my legs, clapped my hands and told him 'Beat that!'
Bully-Roo jumped three feet into the air iflapping in the classic attack pose, landed on his feet, kept beating his wings, and then crowed at me.
He won. I walked away, him crowing the entire time and my wife laughing her ass off.