PCViking
Lutefisk Survivor
Link to yesterday's thread: http://www.timebomb2000.com/vb/showthread.php?t=186490





No state requires that a funeral home be used.
Hiding the death is a crime, OBO


PCViking said:Preparing for pandemic: know how to bury your deadWe talk about how people should bury their dead in their backyards, how far from the septic systems," said Dorothy Teeter, director of the King County public health department in Seattle.
Dusty Lady said:FWIW, I had an elderly patient years ago, who remembered in detail the pandemic of the early 1900's. She couldn't remember much else though.
She told me the story about the "meat wagons". Wagons drawn by horses came through the neighborhood to pick up corpses. I believe that families would indicate that there was a death in the home by placing a makeshift flag of sorts out front of the house, in some specific color to indicate the death.
She also told me that everyone knew, it was common knowledge that all of the folks that passed away were buried in mass graves. Coffins were either in short supply or unavailable in the area.

The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
[a man puts a body on the cart]
Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.
The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.
The Dead Collector: He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.
Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.
The Dead Collector: I can't take him.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.
The Dead Collector: I can't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round?
The Dead Collector: Thursday.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk.
Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club]
Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much.
The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man with Dead Body: Right.
Originally Posted by Delta
I figure the last of us alive (just DW and me) will just torch the house and do suicide when it's well involved in flames. (It's against the law to burry someone outside of a registered cemetery and w/o death certificate, and I'd sure hate to break the law and/or cause law enforcement any extra paper work.)
Wouldn't it be ironic if this was all a Big Pharm hype to get us to buy more drugs?!





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