Food You’d think I’d learn...homemade hot sauce...whew

oops

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Decided to use the last of the peppers up n make hot sauce...to quote middle one...yo momma...HOT...screwed up this spring n let middle one get some tobasco peppers...hey mom...isn’t that what they use in hot sauce...yeah some of them do...some use hotter peppers depending on what flavor n heat they want...so...we had maybe a pint of tobasco peppers...a qt of ripe jalapeño peppers n some ripe Hungarian wax...got everything done...n middle one decided he wanted a taste to see if he wanted to add a different flavor...go ahead...but it’ll be warm...next thing I heard was holy Hannah mom...cough cough...sputter...cough cough...me?...I did what any mom would do...busted out laughing...which ticked the middle one off royally...he stomped into the front room with a spoon...here wise butt...YOU try it...hum...okkkkk...he’s gona get his laugh in cause I do not like Tabasco peppers...holy Hannah...instead of taking the sip he had on the spoon...I thought I was being bright n just licked the drop forming on the bottom of the spoon...I yipped ...he laughed...n got me some milk to try to stop the burn on my tongue...a cup of milk later I could breath ok...but the tongue was still ticked off at me...here it is hours later n the tongue is stilled ticked off n feels blistered with a decidedly affected sense of taste...that bottle of hot sauce will last a long time...eyeyeyeye...he’s still snickering though so he did get the last laugh...heh
 

oops

Veteran Member
Salright...I laugh when the kids do things...knowing full well as soon as I screw up...they’re gona get even...sooo...they’ve learned if they can laugh at themselves they can laugh at most things...n I laugh a lot...as soon as my tongue stops tingling...I’ll be snickering heartally at myself this time too...lol
 

Jeff B.

Don’t let the Piss Ants get you down…
Wow!

That’s made for my youngest daughter. We’ve decided that she has no taste buds left.

Jeff B.
 

Millwright

Knuckle Dragger
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I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing WITH you!! Been there, done that...but with green chili. I didn't think Anaheims could get that hot!
Got caught in that trap myself.

Put some in a batch of enchiladas and they were so damn hot I couldn't drink enough beer.
 
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