You know the oddest thing was I liked liver cheese before and after but that lemon flavored Mayo just did me in. I think about that one particular night and oh my stars God was watching out for us. My friends boyfriend was old enough to buy the Boones Farm (which is another thing that gags me to think about) for the two of us plus another friend and took us to his family’s house. His room was upstairs and the only way to access it was up a ladder, across the roof and through the window. There was a hole in the floor up there that you could use one of the pull down/fold up ladder but alas no ladder, just a hole. Well I’m terrified of heights but I managed the trip up the first time okay. Then all three of us needed the bathroom. Uh no, we can’t jump through that hole, we’ll break a leg, arm , neck or all three. So out the window, across the roof and down the ladder we went. We got inside and went to the bathroom where their was no tp, the toilet didn’t flush and thank you to this day there was no light to see what was in there. Back up the ladder… we were feeling a little tipsy at that point but to this day I think that creep and his brother put something in the wine because I for one got really sick. I pulled a folding chair over to the window and hung my head out and was sick as I’ve ever been (which I believe was a good thing because again, I really think they put something in our bottles). Fortunately it started to rain, hard, so all the sick was being washed off the roof. My friends were joining me at the window from time to time by then. It was getting time to take us home since it was a school night after all. How we made off that slick roof and ladder in that rain being drunk and probably high with an unknown drug plus the 3 of them were smoking weed, without falling, I’ll never know.The boyfriend took us to another friends house hoping her mother would make us coffee to sober us up, we just all ended up sick in the bathroom. He then got us back in the car to drive us back to his girlfriend house and stopped in the road where there was a huge puddle of water and splashed himself really well so it would look like he had indeed had a flat tire that he had to change in the pouring rain because that’s the lie he told her mother for us being a little late. Well mom was so understanding and I thought we had gotten off pretty easy but mom was way smarter than me. She sent her daughter off to the shower and came and asked me where we had the flat, omg, we hadn’t discussed that. I gave her an answer and about a few minutes later I heard her ask the boyfriend on the phone (she told him to call and let her know he was safely home) and I knew the chances of us giving the same answer was mighty slim LOL, and I was right. I don’t know why we were so stupid to think she wouldn’t smell the booze, weed and vomit on us as soon as we walked in the door. Well she gave us a good talking to in a very kind, loving way, made us eat the damn sandwiches and go to bed where she came and talked to us some more. The best part about all of this was all three of girls repeatedly threw up in his car, filled his floor boards full and it cost him a lot of money to get it cleaned up!!! We girls could hold a little strawberry wine but not when someone added something to it. I got to talk to my friends mother about 6 years ago and though she didn’t remember too much about by then, I wanted her to know how much it meant to me that she cared enough to help me, I did not have that at home. I’ve only ever to told this to a few people in real life, so I hope no one minded my “confession” in the prep post.