The Top 14 Hidden Meanings in Commercial Slogans...
"A diamond is forever." -- "Which is *exactly* how long you'll be hearing about it from the wife if you don't cough up the green for some ice, pal."
"Built Ford tough" -- "It's an American version of tough; not *really* tough, like German cars are tough."
"I can't believe it's not butter!" -- "Being around Fabio, for even a few seconds, makes you dumb as a post."
"Pork; the other white meat" -- "When Heston starts screaming that it's
people, don't say we didn't warn you."
"An Army of one" -- "Can't be gay all by yourself, can ya?"
"A diamond says you'd marry her all over again" -- "You're too classy for a $50 hooker every week."
"Have it your way" -- "Think of us as your personal hamburger whore."
"Just Do It" -- "We know you'll never get off the couch lard-ass; just buy the friggin' shoes."
"The new way to office" -- "The half-assed way to slogan."
"It's so chunky, you'll be tempted to eat it with a fork." -- "Those damn slicing machines are still dumping way too many body parts in our soups!"
"Must-see TV" -- "Yeah, what else are you gonna do, Shakespeare? Read?!"
"Calgon, take me away!" -- "I've got my Mr. Showerhead poised for action."
and the top Hidden Meaning in a Commercial Slogan...
"Like a rock" -- "God knows we weren't selling many pickups with that Boy George tune."
"A diamond is forever." -- "Which is *exactly* how long you'll be hearing about it from the wife if you don't cough up the green for some ice, pal."
"Built Ford tough" -- "It's an American version of tough; not *really* tough, like German cars are tough."
"I can't believe it's not butter!" -- "Being around Fabio, for even a few seconds, makes you dumb as a post."
"Pork; the other white meat" -- "When Heston starts screaming that it's
people, don't say we didn't warn you."
"An Army of one" -- "Can't be gay all by yourself, can ya?"
"A diamond says you'd marry her all over again" -- "You're too classy for a $50 hooker every week."
"Have it your way" -- "Think of us as your personal hamburger whore."
"Just Do It" -- "We know you'll never get off the couch lard-ass; just buy the friggin' shoes."
"The new way to office" -- "The half-assed way to slogan."
"It's so chunky, you'll be tempted to eat it with a fork." -- "Those damn slicing machines are still dumping way too many body parts in our soups!"
"Must-see TV" -- "Yeah, what else are you gonna do, Shakespeare? Read?!"
"Calgon, take me away!" -- "I've got my Mr. Showerhead poised for action."
and the top Hidden Meaning in a Commercial Slogan...
"Like a rock" -- "God knows we weren't selling many pickups with that Boy George tune."
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