The Mando Hillbillies

Knoxville's Joker

Has No Life - Lives on TB
To the tune of the Beverly hillbillies:

Come and listen to my story about man named fett
A poor mandalorian, barely kept his coven fed
And then one day he was shooting at some dude
And up through the ground come a bubbling chrome
Fuel that is, liquid gold, imperial tea
Well the first thing you know ol Fett's a billionaire
The Kinfold said, Fett move away from there
Said Coruscant is the place you ought to be
So they loaded up the ship and they're next' ole palpatine
City, that is. Ruling bodies, sith lords
The Mando Hillbillies
[Closing Theme:]
Well now it's time to say good bye to Fett and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back next week to this insanity
To have a heapin helpin of their deadly accuracy
Mandlorian that is. Sit a spell, shoot some rounds off.
Y'all come back now, y'hear?
 
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