"*sigh* I grow so weary of your willful ignorance, your continual denial of real science, and your frequent excursions into
deep dark caves inhabited by moon bats and conspiracy theories. You just don't understand the facts. This poor man, a
dedicated servant who promoted safe and effective COVID vaccines, has tragically lost his life due to the stress of climate
change. I have reams of reports and data supporting this.
But what do you have? Alex Jones the jester tossing tidbits into
rabbit holes which you blindly follow. You should be ashamed of your behavior, yet I know for a fact that you are not
embarrassed for spreading misinformation eagerly lapped up by your foolish friends. You can mock me all you want, but
I don't care about you. I care only about pregnant mothers and newborn babies who have not yet received their mRNA
booster shots.
Time is running out! Get your updated shots now before the next pandemic ravages the world, and it most
assuredly will, just before the next critical elections in 2024. I'm giving you advance notice because I'm such a nice guy."