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The Cache
A story from the ‘Take it From Here’ series
A story from the ‘Take it From Here’ series
“Damn but I’m getting old,” Arthur (Archie) King muttered to himself as he pulled an insulated water bottle from a side pocket on his backpack and leaned back against a large boulder beside the bush trail along which he was hiking in a determined effort to keep his sixty-eight-year-old body in reasonable shape. Not for him the manicured greens of a golf club or the often synthetic turf of a bowls club, neither of which to his way of thinking he could afford membership. Well, perhaps he could have, however with nothing in the way of superannuation and his only income being the fortnightly pension payments he received from the government – which he observed seemed to have no problem at all in funding multi-million dollar projects which seemed to favour big business corporations over providing more for the elderly – he had to be careful with his finances. Winning a lottery would be nice he thought, and to that end had decided to increase the slight chances of his winning by buying a twenty-game ticket each month, though disappointingly the return on that investment had thus far proved to be minimal. They were enough to keep him trying though, and he calculated that after recouping about a hundred and twenty dollars he’d outlaid a little over a hundred over the course of twelve months, which he considered a reasonable price to pay for the somewhat dubious pleasure of checking his numbers against those drawn.
On a more positive note, he’d been a prepper for a long time and whilst not having a cellar jam-packed with enough supplies to last several years, as many sites on the internet claimed to have, he felt quite comfortable with what he did have put away. Along with the vegetable garden and a small chicken run he and his wife Marion had established in the large backyard of the suburban house they’d moved to well before his retirement, a 4000 gallon water tank had been installed, as had a small greenhouse, and gardening had become more than just a hobby for them both when they discovered just how much money could be saved by growing their own vegetables. He tended the garden mostly by himself now as two years prior Marion had been taken by cancer, though his three daughters who took it in turns to make weekend visits were happy to help out. His son also came by with his wife and family regularly, and there were many occasions when the whole family gathered, usually when it was somebody’s birthday but always at Christmas. Marion’s passing had torn him apart back then, and he’d openly admitted to a few close friends it was only the love he had for and received from his children that had enabled him to recover and go on with life. All-in-all, he considered he was actually wealthy in the one thing that really mattered now: A close-knit and loving family whose members would fully support each other no matter what if any challenges needed to be faced.
Movement back along the trail above which he now overlooked attracted his attention and using the binoculars he carried for watching wildlife saw two men working their way up the slope, one carrying what appeared to be a black plastic drum and the other a military-type folding shovel. There was something furtive about their movements that had him moving from the trail quickly and quietly to a position from where he could observe them but wouldn’t likely be seen and crouched down as they passed, oblivious to his presence. Had he been spotted he could hold up the binoculars and tell them he was watching birds. As they passed he was able to observe that the screw-topped drum being carried was the same size and type as several 50litre drums he himself used for holding various preps and knew to be both air and watertight. They might be ‘geocaches’ he thought, though for some reason he didn’t feel they looked much like people who would be into that sort of thing: Rather more like pirates setting off to bury their ill-gotten gains. Still, it was really none of his business and several minutes after they’d passed he returned to the trail and continued the descent towards the picnic area beside which he’d parked his old Ford Courier crew-cab ute.
Arriving at the ute he unlocked the cab, placed his backpack and binoculars on the back seat, removed the thermos of hot coffee and small esky containing the lunch he’d prepared early that morning then wandered to a grassy knoll overlooking the waters of the artificial lake beside which the picnic area lay. As he sat enjoying the generously filled sandwiches he’d put together he observed the two men who’d passed by him earlier emerging from the bush, and noting that they were no longer carrying the drum figured they’d likely buried it somewhere close to but probably not too far off the trail. The last part of his observation was due to his having read a sign, complete with pictures, posted at the trail’s beginning advising hikers to stick to the track and keep an eye out for snakes – along with the warning that the reptiles are protected by law and must not be harmed – and he chuckled to himself at the idea of snakes reading the sign and deciding to keep well into the bush to avoid being trodden on.
After watching the men return to their car and drive away he sat for another half an hour before doing the same and on his way home stopped off at the local butchers to pick up the steak and kidneys he’d ordered for the pudding he was going to try his hand at cooking next day. He’d decided to add mushrooms to the recipe he’d found in one of his wife’s many cook-books, and whilst he’d use healthier vegetable shortening instead of the lard as was traditionally used, never having made suet pastry before this would be something of an experiment for him – as were many other surprisingly successful dishes he’d prepared after her passing. Initially his time in the kitchen had been short and more out of necessity than anything else, however as time went by and his experience grew that time had lengthened to the point where he now felt right at home wielding the utensils, pots, pans and other cookware required to turn out not-quite but close to gourmet meals. According to his of-course unbiased daughters anyway.
With the steak and kidney pudding consigned to tomorrow night’s menu he sat and enjoyed a simple dinner of fettuccini marinara accompanied by a fresh salad and a glass of Chianti – which he refilled when it was empty. As he ate, his thoughts drifted to his sighting of the two men carrying a drum up the trail he’d been hiking along that morning, and though he’d originally decided it was none of his business curiosity seemed to be getting the better of that decision. He had plans in place for tomorrow but perhaps taking another hike along the same trail a day or so after wouldn’t hurt, and if whilst trying to take a photo of, for example, an echidna he’d followed off the trail “just happened” to discover a buried drum… well, it’d be just a chance discovery, wouldn’t it? Not that he’d be likely to tell anyone if he did find such a drum.
Early next morning found him driving across the city to a warehouse where he’d pay for and pick up a drum of pure Canadian Maple Syrup he’d ordered on-line – and a very expensive purchase had it not been for the savings achieved by his buying in bulk – along with several other items he considered would be wise to squirrel away until needed. His family contributed by each member, including his daughter-in-law and himself, putting in $25 a month towards the preps which they collectively decided should be bought, and whilst that didn’t seem to be much it added up to $1800 over twelve months. Some of that money was used to buy scratch mix for the chickens and each member took home a dozen eggs after visiting. And a dozen eggs wasn’t exactly chicken feed these days Archie had said, eliciting the inevitable groans about yet another of the stupid dad jokes he sometimes unwittingly threw out.
The family was well aware Archie contributed much more than the $25 they put in to the kitty each month but knowing he wouldn’t ask any of them to up the ante by so much as a single dollar they were more than happy to give him the occasional bottle of the Greek Metaxas brandy he enjoyed. Being an expensive liquor by his standards he limited himself to having ‘the odd drop’ now and then and was able to make a bottle last for three months. Of Metaxas Brandy, that is: He had under the house a large number of cases of other spirits and liquors, more than enough to stock the bar of a high-class restaurant and the full extent of which even Marion hadn’t known about. In the unlikely event the cases were discovered he would simply claim they must have been there when they bought the house as he didn’t know anything about them.
And how had he come by them? Truth be told, whilst Archie had never committed any sort of crime which might have brought him to the attention of the police, he’d rubbed shoulders with those who had and were known. As a young teen he’d been attracted to a motorcycle gang but had been denied membership of the group, firstly because of his ultra-skinny physique and a noticeable stammer but mostly because he didn’t even know how to ride a bike let alone own one. He was tolerated more than accepted but persisted, more like pestered, until being given a job behind the clubroom’s illegal bar where he was inadvertently able to overhear much of what members were up to, very little of which seemed to be within the law and some of which was so far beyond it that it sometimes actually scared him.
Having got wind of an impending police raid on the clubhouse the president of the club had asked Archie if he had a place where the booze from their illicit bar could be hidden, with the result that thirty-two cartons of spirits and liquors had been dragged and buried beneath the house his parents owned. When he asked why he’d been chosen to hide the booze he was told it was because he was considered by the president to be the most innocuous person among them – not even a member really – and was unlikely to be able to reveal anything to the police if asked… and it was stressed that he’d be named as an accessory if he did. Having heard a few stories from several members who’d served time the thought of being imprisoned terrified him and he willingly took an oath never to open his mouth in the hope it would prevent his incarceration – and the inevitable brutal, often sexual and sometimes fatal assaults dished out to informers.
A carefully planned police raid on the clubhouse conducted eight days later had resulted in a large number of members – the club’s president among them – being arrested for a multitude of firearms and drugs offences and the premises was shut down completely. Archie had never been contacted about the booze which had remained hidden, and never would be as the only other person who knew about its whereabouts, the club’s president, had a shank stuck between his ribs during a prison brawl and had died as a result.
Shortly before the raid he had met Marion. Not at the clubhouse but at an automotive shop where he’d been sent to pick up parts for a bike one of the club members was working on. She didn’t look anything like the centrefold pin-up girls adorning the clubhouse walls, or the girls coming to the club trying to emulate them – despite many looking like they’d been spray-painted with tattoo ink and having what might be described as pieces of scrap metal piercing their noses, eyelids, cheeks, lips, breast nipples, navels and, he’d been told, girly bits further down, a revelation that disgusted more than intrigued him.
Marion was the complete antithesis of those girls; being at the time dressed in light-grey brushed-cotton slacks, a white blouse and a pale-pink cashmere pullover, with little makeup, no sign of any tattoo, and simple earrings which he later learned were of a clip-on type. Her honey-blonde hair was pulled back in a pony-tail, and behind the glasses she wore had the most beautiful blue eyes he could ever remember having seen, and he was instantly and completely smitten. Because she was serving another customer he spent some time circling the aisles of accessories several times whilst trying to keep his eyes on her without being obvious about it. Fat chance of that he realised when an approaching salesman who was going to ask if he needed assistance said quietly “She’s cute, isn’t she?”
“What? Oh yeah, I suppose she is,” Archie replied before breaking into an admissive grin and, finally, going to the counter to collect the parts.
If Marion had noticed his watching her she didn’t say anything but simply took payment for the package and with a heart-melting smile handed it to him.
“Thanks. See you later,” she’d said as he walked away. All salespersons said either that or “Have a good day” he knew, and knowing he’d rarely if ever have an opportunity to visit the store again thought to himself: “Oh God, if only there was a chance…”
God had apparently heard his silent plea as standing outside a takeaway shop beside the town’s cinema five days later he saw her looking up and down the street and constantly checking her watch, apparently waiting for someone. And someone who he thought wasn’t going to show up if a slump of her shoulders was anything to go by. He walked slowly but with a fast-beating heart towards her and trying to appear casual said “Hi. Haven’t I seen you working at the auto parts place? I was there last Tuesday.”
She looked at him in surprise, and possibly a little disappointment when she realised he wasn’t the person she was waiting for. “Yes, I do. I remember you: You came in to collect some parts for a motorbike didn’t you?”
“Yeah," said Archie, shocked that she had remembered him. "Are you going to watch a movie?”
“I was going to, but I think I’ve been stood up… again.”
“Someone stood you up? That’s unbelievable. Is there something wrong with the guy, apart from obviously being a complete idiot?”
“A bloke from work,” she said, recognising in his words what was effectively a compliment. “Second time the so-and-so has done this. Won’t happen again that’s for sure. Are you here for a movie too?”
“Umm… I was thinking of going but I have to admit I don’t like sitting in a theatre by myself. Don’t suppose you’d like to share a large tub of popcorn would you? My treat of course.”
“That’s the first time I’ve heard a pickup line like that, not that I’ve heard many, and I do want to see the movie. I don’t like sitting by myself in a theatre either so OK, I’ll go in with you, though you can forget about the popcorn, or just get a tub for yourself because I don’t like it much. And my name’s Marion by the way.”
“Arthur, though I go by ‘Archie.’ Pleased to meet you Marion,” he said as he extended his hand for a shake that seemed to set his entire body tingling.
She wouldn’t let him pay for her admission and insisted on going Dutch, but somehow they seemed to click and by the time they’d had an after-movie coffee and he sent her home in a taxi, which he insisted on paying for as he handed the cabbie enough cash to cover the fare, they had arranged to have dinner together on the following Saturday night. That dinner had been followed by many more and a few months later both considered themselves to be ‘going steady.’
Archie thought he was about as close to heaven as a bloke could get though Marion was a bit blunter about their relationship: He wasn’t the man of her dreams at present however she did say she could train him for the position if he was interested. If he was interested?! Hell, how could she think he was not?
And train him she did, or perhaps encouraged him would be a better way to describe what she was about. She’d gotten him an apprenticeship in carpentry with one of her uncles, with his dedication and workmanship making it clear he could become a heavyweight in that field if he chose to. And it was clear that he would after the uncle had a fall from a building which left him unable to work as normal and had Archie take over the physical aspects whilst he handled the office work. Even before Archie finished his apprenticeship both he and Marion, who had been shown how to roughly calculate materials needed and give quotes for jobs, had learned enough about the business to take over and when the uncle decided to retire he turned everything over to them, though he’d maintain a presence in the background to help whenever it was needed.
Marion found new employment at a hardware chain-store where she used her position to recommend him to customers who wanted renovations or extensions done to their houses and unobtrusively handed out business cards she’d had printed for him. Word-of-mouth soon had him being offered more jobs than he could possibly handle by himself and he was virtually forced to employ two tradesmen to help with the workload, with Marion insisting he should also take on an apprentice. He’d been a bit hesitant in that regard until Marion pointed out that with the government providing substantial financial support to both apprentices and their employers he’d be a knucklehead not to take advantage of the incentives being offered, and for some reason even she couldn’t explain she’d taken to jokingly use that term for him, though never within ear-shot of anyone but their respective families who took it as a joke.
Both his and Marion’s parents, who’d been introduced to each other during a barbeque arranged by Marion for that particular purpose, watched the growing and deepening relationship between the couple with approval whilst patiently waiting for what they believed would be an inevitably happy outcome.
Away from work they took up bushwalking and camping in locations up and down mostly coastal areas of the Eastern states, initially travelling in the small truck he’d had to purchase for carrying building material and the many tools he needed, and then later in the more comfortable second-hand Subaru Outback she’d bought for a better than reasonable price from a good friend of her parents.
With the hard work and mostly outdoor life he now led his former skinny physique had filled out and now boasted a respectable amount of hard muscle which he, and Marion, were pleased to see looked better all the time, and his nervous stammer had disappeared to be replaced by a confident speech worthy of a Toastmasters gathering.
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