CORONA Starting today, everyone entering my workplace needs a mask

[Dennis Olson]

So last week, an employee was on-site who later tested positive. Rather than shut the entire company down, they executed a “level one cleaning and disinfection” protocol in his work area (not in my area.) But starting today, everyone has to wear a mask to be allowed in, in addition to being temperature checked. Not even N95’s. Just standard surgical masks.

Huge hassle.

 

[Millwright]

Are they supplying them?

 

[20Gauge]

Get one of those masks with a skull imprinted on it. That ought to go over well......lol

 

[Dobbin]

You could wear this mask.

It's prolly more effective than surgical - EVERYONE WILL STAY AWAY.

And imitation is the sincerest form.

Dobbin

 

[Dennis Olson]

Are they supplying them?

Yes

And Dobbin, I won’t wear anything that might make people think I’m a dem.

 

[Loretta Van Riet]

You could wear this mask.

It's prolly more effective than surgical - EVERYONE WILL STAY AWAY.

And imitation is the sincerest form.

Dobbin

Are you a "cribber"?

 

[Terriannie]

Hey Dennis since the masks don't have to be N95 compliant, you could rig up these masks easy-peasy using hairbands or in your case, rubber band/elastic.

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View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=151&v=FiYOs2PagvE&feature=emb_logo


I like this one best, using staples: (and perhaps incorporating cotton/hepa filter)

Anand Mahindra's hack to make face mask at home will help you fight Coronavirus scare

A woman can be seen making a face mask using everyday items such as tissue paper roll, two elastic rubber bands and a stapler

www.mid-day.com

 

[Blacknarwhal]

Yes

And Dobbin, I won’t wear anything that might make people think I’m a dem.

Might I suggest the ultimate in libertarian couture?

 

[Grock]

Have some fun with it...

 

[Dozdoats]

The slow roll catches up with Dennis

 

[Dobbin]

Are you a "cribber"?

Um. Not now. Owner has scolded me several times.

It may be why he tolerates the computer. (although he would never admit it) "Diversion" is what he would call it.

I see from the pix how you came to the question. One wonders how the human in the mask could actually do what you see - short of a hammer.

Thanks for the query. I am "friends" with the nice woman from UNH Equine Studies who floats my teeth annually.

The quotes mark shows my level of affection.

Dobbin

 

[NoMoreLibs]

I've always wanted to wear the Grim Reaper mask to work but I work on a heart ward and there's a lot of old folks walking around so I figgered the management types would frown on it. But it would be hilarious, probably freak a few old people out.

 

[Dennis Olson]

I've always wanted to wear the Grim Reaper mask to work but I work on a heart ward

How about this one then:



Blue screen of death...

 

[Dobbin]

And Dobbin, I won’t wear anything that might make people think I’m a dem.

I actually wear that visage at my other end daily.

I think most humans don't confuse based on the total picture.

Dobbin

 

[nebb]

Protect yer eyes too

 

[Hfcomms]

I’ll pay you $10 Dennis for a picture of you going into work with a cobbled tampon mask on. Heck, make it $20.

 

[Dennis Olson]

They don’t have to be USED, right?

 

[Green Co.]

They don’t have to be USED, right?

eeeuuuuwwwwww!!!!!!

 

[crossbowboy]

This may be the pot calling the kettle black, but y'all done lost your minds.

 

[Dennis Olson]

It is, fo sho!

 

[Dozdoats]

Locked down and bored (for you, Dobbin)

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People in Quarantine Are Getting Bored, But Super Creative

When you have nothing to do and you are just bored, you might have all of the sudden a rush of creativity to entertain yourself.

 

[Dennis Olson]

When you have nothing to do and you are just bored, you might have all of the sudd

 

[crossbowboy]

Well, I was just out in the yard, in full view of traffic, drinking a tall-boy, wearing camo, and building a barricade-like frame out of 1 1/2" PVC.

It's a ballet Barre for my DD the dancer. Our living room is her new studio.

Jist they wait til I paint it purple!

 

[Dozdoats]

A good funny is never wasted at a time like this...

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Walter Wipe, From Breaking Bad, Coronavirus Edition

A Breaking Bad parody but with a public service message that we all can relate. Stay safe out there, and please be reasonable when shopping for basic goods.

 

[Walrus Whisperer]

Are you a "cribber"?

I happen to know that is a horse that chews it's wooden stall, or other stuff.

 

[Dozdoats]

And Dennis, here's one for you ...

-- https://img.ifunny.co/images/d6559a9863b0acb9d0d898b3276fab816029ba171f54a17204d5e6dc6ff9baf0_1.jpg

 

[20Gauge]

I’ll pay you $10 Dennis for a picture of you going into work with a cobbled tampon mask on. Heck, make it $20.

Should we do a fund raiser?

 

[intothatgoodnight]

Are you a "cribber"?

. . . was just going to ask the same question.

I happen to know that is a horse that chews it's wooden stall, or other stuff.

Fenceposts. Horses that like to latch onto the tops of wooden fence posts with their teeth while pulling backwards, can DESTROY a wooden fence line - spent many an hour in my misguided youth replacing fence posts that had been broken off at the ground line due to cribbing horse shenanigans.

Never could get one horse of the five, to stop - had 30 acres of good field, a nearby stream, a barn if they wanted, hooves/coat/health in good shape - that one bad actor caused a lot of destruction over the years.

Good riding horse with a cooperative/friendly attitude, otherwise.


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