CHAT SIGHT, SITE, CITE

[Dennis Olson]

Beech?

Bruce’s Beech.

 

[FaithfulSkeptic]

I don't give a site.

 

[DennisD]

I don't give a site.

Spelling is obviously not your fortay.

 

[RB Martin]

you need to add some punctuation . . . like some dots or something . . . maybe

those dots make you seem more pensive...really they do...you might try an ellipsis occasionally...or even an aposiopesis...just to leave them doubting their own erudition...

 

[Dennis Olson]

Spelling is obviously not your fortay.

What about fiftay?

 

[Old Gringo]

I don't give a site.

I can't believe I'm reading this thread !

 

[Groucho]

I don't give a site.

That's "shiite." Of all people, I would have accepted you to get this wright.

 

[jward]

I see what you've done here and it is a sight for sore eyes, and definitely a welcome addition to this site, and one that will undoubtedly find itself cited often as we move forward.

But, I still don't get passed and past. Whittling, for instance is a past time that is employed as a pass time? I just don't understand. I also don't whittle. I might, if only I could lay this issue aside and let it lie. . .

 

[Mary Contrary]

Yet another spelling natsee rant. Lately, it seems that folks don’t understand the difference in these words. So for the sake of my personal sanity (sigh) allow me to assist:

SIGHT: That sure was a sight to see. Let’s go take in the sights later. That gunsight just won’t zero.
""
SITE: That’s the wrong site for that building. I’ll be on-site next week.

CITE: I need you to cite the source of that quote.


Please at least TRY to use them correctly. Please?

Thank yooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu

I am pretty good at spelling and words. It bothers me when people can't use correct English. Like this guy texts me and he says this: "I like it to......." instead of saying: "I like it too." He's gone now. Too ignorant.

 

[Mary Contrary]

Spelling is obviously not your fortay.

I think he meant "I don't give a sh*t."

 

[Profit of Doom]

It's a trifecta of homophones!

Three-way gay phone sex. (Try to imagine that)

 

[Profit of Doom]

It does the same thing when you have it on your device.

Did you just devise that decisive device?

 

[Profit of Doom]

I wonder what sort of products they stock on Gilligan's aisle?

Coconut radios, for one.

 

[Profit of Doom]

those dots make you seem more pensive...really they do...you might try an ellipsis occasionally...or even an aposiopesis...just to leave them doubting their own erudition...

Dr Oz said your poo should look like an S or something. I’m lucky to make punctuation from mine.....

 

[DennisD]

I see what you've done here and it is a sight for sore eyes, and definitely a welcome addition to this site, and one that will undoubtedly find itself cited often as we move forward.

But, I still don't get passed and past. Whittling, for instance is a past time that is employed as a pass time? I just don't understand. I also don't whittle. I might, if only I could lay this issue aside and let it lie. . .

In times past, it was useful to have a pastime to help pass time.

 

[Dennis Olson]

I’ve passed out in the past.

I’ve passed many cars going too slowly.

 

[Meemur]

These are mainly grade school problems. A number of people had the flu or measles when these concepts were taught and never learned them.

 

[Meadowlark]

I learned to polish my shoes from the Polish in Poland.

 

[RememberGoliad]

I'm surprised nobody's brought up 'bowl' and 'bowel', especially when referring to chili.

 

[DennisD]

I'm surprised nobody's brought up 'bowl' and 'bowel', especially when referring to chili.

You had to do that, didn't you?

 

[RememberGoliad]

You had to do that, didn't you?

Ya might say I felt moved to do it.

 

[Meadowlark]

I'm surprised nobody's brought up 'bowl' and 'bowel', especially when referring to chili.

More concerned about that painful bowel movement than the bowl moving.

Come on vanilla ice cream!

 

[RememberGoliad]

Another one similar to passed and past, is a mashup of the two. I've seen people post that someone "pasted away"....and I know it's terrible to get a giggle out of that but my mental image is of someone with a tub of Elmer's and a wooden ice cream spoon, chowing down.

 

[DennisD]

Another one similar to passed and past, is a mashup of the two. I've seen people post that someone "pasted away"....and I know it's terrible to get a giggle out of that but my mental image is of someone with a tub of Elmer's and a wooden ice cream spoon, chowing down.

What a way to go!

 

[Dennis Olson]

My tounge swelled up last week.


The CIA agent went rouge.

 

[DennisD]

My tounge swelled up last week.


The CIA agent went rouge.

Must have been an undercover operation.

 

[Leela]

Dennis I feel your pain. I can't stand bad grammar. The one that actually makes me cringe is when someone says "I seen".

 

[Meadowlark]

Talk about career selections, to choose between the central intelligence agency or the culunary institute of america.

Ones in Langley and the other is in new york city.

 

[Meadowlark]

Dennis I feel your pain. I can't stand bad grammar. The one that actually makes me cringe is when someone says "I seen".

aint no good and no engrish no more

 

[Snyper]

I've seen people post that someone "pasted away"

That's secret code for "overdosed on mucilage".

 

[Trivium Pursuit]

An insightful post about something that incites you, on sight.

 

[RememberGoliad]

And the teen love tragedies. Like the young girl who just loves the smell of her boy's colon.... while he's enjoying walking around with his arm around her waste.

 

[DennisD]

And the teen love tragedies. Like the young girl who just loves the smell of her boy's colon.... while he's enjoying walking around with his arm around her waste.

The smell of the colon - OMG! That's the smell of his waist!

 

[jward]

O dear. I see lunching with y'all is going to prove a very baaad decision LOL

 

[nehimama]

^^^No fun at parties, either.