PLAY Return of the Attmepted murder of me and the Olives.

[Satanta]

Fl has this side thing [[no money but free crap and meals are supposed to be forthcoming]] where she does reviews. Has a following and businesses contact her.

We were running around and passed the Italian restaraunt where she attempted to have a Mob Hit put on me by having Olives put in my meal. I'm dying from eating some Olives and could not even get a glass of Bleach to end my suffering.

So we are driving past and she remarks on it and we go back and forth about Olives. She remarks as to how "Eating Olives will solve my issues."

My response? "Yeah, and I hear breathing water will resolve ones drowning issues, feel free to try it."

 

[packyderms_wife]

There are olives and then there are olives! I prefer olives packed in olive oil, OC will eat any olive including those nasty little buggers in the can that taste like a rusty nail was used to preserve them.

 

[Satanta]

There are olives and then there are olives! I prefer olives packed in olive oil, OC will eat any olive including those nasty little buggers in the can that taste like a rusty nail was used to preserve them.

I prefer Olive Extinction. I rate Mosquitoes and Prions above Olives.

 

[Dennis Olson]

We’re I married to her, I admit I might have drowned her years ago. You’re a better man than I, oh Olived one.