Redo: Bohemian Rhapsody to Soda Rhapsody

Knoxville's Joker

Has No Life - Lives on TB
"Bohemian Rhapsody"---"Soda Rhapsody"
Is this Seltzer Water?
Is this a Fanta Sea?
Barqing and a fizzing
All bubbling for you.
Open the hatches
Down it goes, oh its good
I need to go, I can not wait
Coke or Pepsi do I choose
How much can I hold
Oh the prices, which brands do i choose?
I just killed a can
Pulled the tab on the top
drank it now its done
Oh my day has only begun
And now I've drunk it all away
Drinking, ooh,
Soda, I'll see you again
Cocaine, come back again, you tasted so good
Move on Fructose its not the same
Too late the soda is bad
Sugar free with aspartame
health's bad worse every day
Pills not helping sodas so good
Gotta drink it all and crush the can
Soda, Pop (However you pour it),
I don't want to drink
I really with I had never had a drink
I see a wide silhouetto of a can
Soda or pop, Soda or pop, which will you choose
Mountain Dew and Monster
makes me so very hyper
(Shake the can) Shake the can
(Shake the can) Shake the can
Shake the can it really blew
Oh the mess is soo sticky
It's just a rip off, Not really liked
Just a tasteless rip off from a store
Don't buy it, it tastes like crud
Can I buy it? Would a Pepsi work more?
soda is really good! We really like it all (Drink it all!)
Pepsi is good! Let's go buy some more (Drink it all!)
coke is good! Let's go buy some more (Drink it all!)
Pop's so addicting (Drink it all!)
I can't put it down (Never ever let it go)
It really hurts
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Ah, Soda pop, Soda pop (soda pop, leave me be.)
Generic an evil temptation, never buy one
Then you think you can save a dime and buy one more
Then your loyalty is left to die
Oh, man, don't do this to your wallet
Just get it out, get the money out of your pocket
(Ooooh, ooh yeah, ooh yeah)
Not one choice matters
Everyone sees
Not one choice matters
Not one choice matters to me
All you have is choice
 
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