Knoxville's Joker
Has No Life - Lives on TB
Redneck Ghostbusters
Egon: I want to introduce you to a couple of colleagues I met at a local science far down south in the bible belt. BillyJoeBob and Jeb.
BillyJoeBob: you can just call me BJ.
Jeb: jeb’s my name and that’s no fib.
Egon: I was visiting a science fear hosted by NASA and found that these individuals were able to add new technology to age old hobbies and crafts. I showed them some of our technology and we are in the process of coming out with some new equipment that will make work easier. BJ is the southern version of me, but Jeb is the southern version of Peter.
Venkman: Hey, there’s only room enough on this team for one Peter thank you very much
BJ: Ok I looked at your packs and noticed that you have no means to attract nasties from far away and for dealing with any slimers up close into traps
Slimer: ::whines::::Whimpers::
BJ: So I have made two new want versions for you. One is this here shotgun version. I amped up the power output at the expense of energy dispersion over distance. It will entrap any nasty within 20 foot and repel them even if they are a few inches away from you with no harm to you. Oh, slimmer, would you care to be our test subject, I have a nice new York pizza for you
Slimer ::Groans:: OK
BJ: Slimer is right now at 30 foot and notice the stream, no effect on anything past 20 feet, no damage to anything at all. OK, slimmer start coming at me. Now as you see he is 6 inches from me and after engaging he is now repulsed out to 20 foot and at a safe distance to entrap. Now I am going to hand this demonstration off to Jeb to demonstrate the sniper reel wand.
Jeb: Now what has been our number one problem with the bigger baddies such as the boogey man, and Ghozar? They were too far for us to latch onto and prep for capture in a trap. And to that I bring you the reel wand. I call it fishing with ghosts, though some call it fishing for trouble. Slimer, You see the empire state building over there? I placed a pizza on the top of the tower with this trap drone.
Slimer ::excitedly pants:: PIZZA ::excitedly huffs off.
Jeb: now as you can see here I have a 20 thousand power scope at max magnification that auto focuses on inhuman energies. As you can see it has auto honed on slimmer and his size in the scope is not changing as he rushes towards the empire state building. Now as you see he is at the top of the building happily picking apart the extra large pizza I deposited there, I am now going to engage the wand. And as you can see he is statically held in place and this reel pops out here and all you have to do is just crank back a few degrees and it will start the reel action. And if you also notice I have the scope video feed set to display to the TV in ecto one in case we run into a creature not in the tobans spirit guide. And as you see we have finally got Slimer within safe trapping distance. Thank you slimmer. Did I get you enough good toppings?
Slimer: Uh, huh ::smacks lips::
Jeb: now the next innovation I metioned briefly was the drone trap. This is a trap I designed with my late ex-hooker girlfriend cleodita in mind. She gave me too many social diseases so I wanted to make sure there was a way to capture a nasty without risking any illness possibilities. And I dub this remote controlled trap, the clap trap. Now I have it set to work with the sniper reel for remote capture abilities. It is set to enhance the capabilities of the sniper real as it can amplify any detected energy of non human origin. There are some living signatures it seems to pickup but I am having issues tracking down the sources as they appear and disappear the moment it locks on.
Egon: As you can see with some ingenuity in ways we did not think we have just increased our available technology tools.
Egon: I want to introduce you to a couple of colleagues I met at a local science far down south in the bible belt. BillyJoeBob and Jeb.
BillyJoeBob: you can just call me BJ.
Jeb: jeb’s my name and that’s no fib.
Egon: I was visiting a science fear hosted by NASA and found that these individuals were able to add new technology to age old hobbies and crafts. I showed them some of our technology and we are in the process of coming out with some new equipment that will make work easier. BJ is the southern version of me, but Jeb is the southern version of Peter.
Venkman: Hey, there’s only room enough on this team for one Peter thank you very much
BJ: Ok I looked at your packs and noticed that you have no means to attract nasties from far away and for dealing with any slimers up close into traps
Slimer: ::whines::::Whimpers::
BJ: So I have made two new want versions for you. One is this here shotgun version. I amped up the power output at the expense of energy dispersion over distance. It will entrap any nasty within 20 foot and repel them even if they are a few inches away from you with no harm to you. Oh, slimmer, would you care to be our test subject, I have a nice new York pizza for you
Slimer ::Groans:: OK
BJ: Slimer is right now at 30 foot and notice the stream, no effect on anything past 20 feet, no damage to anything at all. OK, slimmer start coming at me. Now as you see he is 6 inches from me and after engaging he is now repulsed out to 20 foot and at a safe distance to entrap. Now I am going to hand this demonstration off to Jeb to demonstrate the sniper reel wand.
Jeb: Now what has been our number one problem with the bigger baddies such as the boogey man, and Ghozar? They were too far for us to latch onto and prep for capture in a trap. And to that I bring you the reel wand. I call it fishing with ghosts, though some call it fishing for trouble. Slimer, You see the empire state building over there? I placed a pizza on the top of the tower with this trap drone.
Slimer ::excitedly pants:: PIZZA ::excitedly huffs off.
Jeb: now as you can see here I have a 20 thousand power scope at max magnification that auto focuses on inhuman energies. As you can see it has auto honed on slimmer and his size in the scope is not changing as he rushes towards the empire state building. Now as you see he is at the top of the building happily picking apart the extra large pizza I deposited there, I am now going to engage the wand. And as you can see he is statically held in place and this reel pops out here and all you have to do is just crank back a few degrees and it will start the reel action. And if you also notice I have the scope video feed set to display to the TV in ecto one in case we run into a creature not in the tobans spirit guide. And as you see we have finally got Slimer within safe trapping distance. Thank you slimmer. Did I get you enough good toppings?
Slimer: Uh, huh ::smacks lips::
Jeb: now the next innovation I metioned briefly was the drone trap. This is a trap I designed with my late ex-hooker girlfriend cleodita in mind. She gave me too many social diseases so I wanted to make sure there was a way to capture a nasty without risking any illness possibilities. And I dub this remote controlled trap, the clap trap. Now I have it set to work with the sniper reel for remote capture abilities. It is set to enhance the capabilities of the sniper real as it can amplify any detected energy of non human origin. There are some living signatures it seems to pickup but I am having issues tracking down the sources as they appear and disappear the moment it locks on.
Egon: As you can see with some ingenuity in ways we did not think we have just increased our available technology tools.