Possibly the best chicken joke ever!

shalym

Contributing Member
A friend sent me this years ago, and it made me laugh out loud.

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

:spns:

Shari
 

MinnesotaSmith

Membership Revoked
Related...

1) Why did the chicken cross the road?

Col. Sanders was chasing him.

2) Why did the pervert cross the road?

He was stuck in the chicken.
 
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