Scarlett
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"Father, it has been one month
since my last confession.
I have had sex with Nookie Green
every week for the last month."
The priest tells the sinner,
"You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's."
Soon after, another man enters the confessional.
"Father, it has been two months since my last confession
I have had sex with Nookie Green
twice a week for the last two months.
This time the priest questions,
"Who's Nookie Green?"
"A new woman in the neighborhood,"
the sinner replies
. "Very well,"
sighs the priest.
"Go and say ten Hail Mary's."
At Mass the next morning,
as the priest prepares to deliver his sermon,
a gorgeous, tall woman enters the sanctuary.
All the men's eyes fall upon her,
as she slowly sashays up the aisle
and sits down right in front of the priest.
Her dress is green and very short,
with matching shiny emerald green patent leather shoes.
The priest and altar boy gasp,
as the woman in the matching green shoes and dress
sits with her legs slightly spread apart.
The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered,
"Is that Nookie Green?"
And the bug-eyed altar boy replied,
"I'm not sure Father,
I think it's just the reflection
from her shoes!"
since my last confession.
I have had sex with Nookie Green
every week for the last month."
The priest tells the sinner,
"You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's."
Soon after, another man enters the confessional.
"Father, it has been two months since my last confession
I have had sex with Nookie Green
twice a week for the last two months.
This time the priest questions,
"Who's Nookie Green?"
"A new woman in the neighborhood,"
the sinner replies
. "Very well,"
sighs the priest.
"Go and say ten Hail Mary's."
At Mass the next morning,
as the priest prepares to deliver his sermon,
a gorgeous, tall woman enters the sanctuary.
All the men's eyes fall upon her,
as she slowly sashays up the aisle
and sits down right in front of the priest.
Her dress is green and very short,
with matching shiny emerald green patent leather shoes.
The priest and altar boy gasp,
as the woman in the matching green shoes and dress
sits with her legs slightly spread apart.
The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered,
"Is that Nookie Green?"
And the bug-eyed altar boy replied,
"I'm not sure Father,
I think it's just the reflection
from her shoes!"
Oh Scarlett, such a 'colorful' joke 
girl, you! 
