INSANITY Mowing Your Yard Just Might Be Racist, America; Yep, It Might Be Time to 'Decolonize Your Lawn'

TammyinWI

Talk is cheap
City ordinances say different, and those rules are common sense.

This jerk is way off base, and demented. Maybe he has a thing against those that mow lawns for a living.
 

Millwright

Knuckle Dragger
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I found the OP in his younger years.

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waterdog

Senior Member
I always thought that the guy who invented yards had slaves to tend them. I still hate to cut the grass even when I'm doing it. One summer when I was about 10 my mother volunteered my services to a miserable old bitch that lived next door. I was warned not to tell how much it would cost, just take what she gave me. I used my mower and gas front yard and back and she would hand me 25 cents. The only time I asked for a drink of water she told me to use the faucet. Thankfully we moved that next winter or I would have had to shovel her snow too. Oh and one time she came over to tell mom I had missed a spot. Heh Heh "the good old days when times were bad"
 

ssonb

Senior Member
Like summertyme said our lawns are a microcosm of our current country ...there are a lot of uninvited migrant plants some original inhabitants a few transplanted citizens a large gathering of obnoxious weeds and lately to keep up with the proper % of droppings that would represent the government I think I am going to have to bring in a truck load of crap.
 

CaryC

Has No Life - Lives on TB
My other neighbor had been decolonizing his lawn.

The black guy across the road was really putting this pool cleaner, progressive, liberal to complete shame, so he finally mowed his yard.

Found 3 cars and an above ground swimming pool, and 2 other riding lawn mowers. And that is no joke.

I was kind of hoping he'd let it go a couple more weeks and then our property values would go back up, cuz you wouldn't be able to see the trailer trash trailer at all.
 

WalknTrot

Veteran Member
I always thought that the guy who invented yards had slaves to tend them. I still hate to cut the grass even when I'm doing it. One summer when I was about 10 my mother volunteered my services to a miserable old bitch that lived next door. I was warned not to tell how much it would cost, just take what she gave me. I used my mower and gas front yard and back and she would hand me 25 cents. The only time I asked for a drink of water she told me to use the faucet. Thankfully we moved that next winter or I would have had to shovel her snow too. Oh and one time she came over to tell mom I had missed a spot. Heh Heh "the good old days when times were bad"

Snowflake. :lol:
 

Walrus Whisperer

Hope in chains...
I just came in from crawling around my vast estate with my harbor freight kneepads on. I had Xmas tree sized Kochis all over and russian thistles. Cut down the last one. I'm gonna make walking staffs out of the enormous Kochis stems. Maybe somebody will buy them. Xmas is coming.
I am planning xtreme weed control early spring. I'm nuking the yard.
P.s. there IS no lawn. It's just weeds and goatheads and a strip of goji berry plants that I have destroyed several times over the 11 yrs I've been her, and I'm losing. The SOBs have incredibly sharp needles on them. I'm gonna softener salt them. 2 years ago I crawled among them, cut each stem and put triclopier on each fresh cut. They apparently loved it. The berries are freaking worthless, less than 1/2 " long and insipid.
do not plant goji berries. :hof:
 
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Luddite

Veteran Member
If the cows wouldn't chew our siding off, our yard would be pasture.
My takeaway was he hates private property.
Another low-life commie puke.
 
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