Q: What has two legs and bleeds?
A: Half a dog.
Q: When is it bed time at Michael Jacksons house?
A: When the big hand is on the little hand.
Q: What's small brown and warm and found in the back of little boys underwear?
A: Michael Jacksons Hand!
Q: Why can't Barbie get pregnant?
A: Because Ken comes in a different box.
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy.
Q: What's ugly and sleeps alone ?
A: Yoko Ono.
A: Half a dog.
Q: When is it bed time at Michael Jacksons house?
A: When the big hand is on the little hand.
Q: What's small brown and warm and found in the back of little boys underwear?
A: Michael Jacksons Hand!
Q: Why can't Barbie get pregnant?
A: Because Ken comes in a different box.
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy.
Q: What's ugly and sleeps alone ?
A: Yoko Ono.