Jesse drove all the way down the driveway, past the entrance booth and the pipe crossbars, all the way to the road. Here in classic thirties style were a pair of stone walls on either side of the entrance road. Large wrought iron gates nestled against the inside of the walls. They probably hadn’t been closed since the last time Jesse closed them to paint the gates over ten years ago. They came prepared with bolt cutters for the locks holding them open.
Once the locks were cut, it took both of them and some penetrating oil to move each gate. A 4x8 sheet of plywood from the truck came next. It had a simple message painted on it in Emilia’s best script.
The Park Is Temporarily Closed
Thanks, NPS Staff
Two large holes in the board, one in the center of each end, made it possible to thread the heavy duty chain Jesse brought through the board and several of the wrought iron uprights and cross pieces. The ends of the chain were positioned in the middle of the backside of the board. This made it hard to access from the outside, adding another level of frustration to a would-be entrant. With the polite sign done, the nasty one was next.
There were a couple bends in the road between the front gates at the road and the ticket booth entrance. This kept the second sign away from the general public. The road could be blocked by a pair of swinging arm pipes and locked to the poles. These poles served as mounting points for two more huge signs.
Park Closed, No Trespassing
Signed, NPS Staff
Several street lamp poles lined the area near the gate. Jesse backed up to the base of one closest to the booth on one side of the road. Now he and Zed really got to work.
Jesse had a slingshot and a chunk of cord he normally used to pull wire antennas up into trees. Today he would use it to snake ropes over the lamp arms of two streetlamps. While Jesse was getting the ropes up and over, Zed was working on what was going on the ropes.
Zed moved one of the bodies to the tailgate. He stretched the arms up towards the head like the body was trying to dive off the truck. This got the upper arm out of his way. Between his knife and brute force, zed shoved a T-rail fence post into the torso in one armpit and out the other side. Measuring to keep it even, he adjusted it until he was satisfied.
With the crossbar in place, Zed secured the arms alongside the T-post. This would hold and support the body in cruciform shape and position even after the flesh rots away.
Jesse handed him the free end of the rope. Zed tied a knot Jesse hadn’t seen before, with two loops over each arm. Between the two of them, they were able to hoist the body up to about eighteen or twenty feet up. Jesse wanted to make sure the feet were too high for most animals in the park to reach. Once the rope was tied off, they drove over to the pole across the entranceway and repeated their handiwork.
With their two main ornaments flanking the closed gates at the ticket booth, they proceeded to unload the rest of the cargo brought down from the high camp. The stack of T-posts and the slide hammer were Jesse’s job. He put a line of eight evenly spaced T-posts down each side of the entrance road. As Jesse finished each one, Zed would open one of the kitchen trash bag bundles. Each post got a severed human head firmly planted on it, complete with the corresponding body’s genitalia stuffed in their mouths. Zed had to harvest the last three from the three bodies in the back of the truck collected at the lower camp.
While Zed had his saw out, he broke down the rest of the three bodies for disposal as well. Even though he was able to do such things, that didn’t mean he had to like having to do them.
When Jesse and Zed finished, they stepped back to look at the overall scene. It looked like something out of an old war movie or a pirate movie. That meant they got it right. It all stemmed from Emilia’s comment about pirates. How do you keep out the pirate? Show them the consequences are much worse than any gain. This display should do that.
All through their work, neither said an unnecessary word. This didn’t seem to be the time for chit chat or banter. Truth be told, it was a very gruesome task that neither enjoyed. The forest on either side was quiet as well. This made Jesse nervous, but Zed felt it as a calm. To him, it was almost like the forest was respecting what they did.