CHAT Laugh of the day! Cordless hole puncher
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Crusty Echo 7
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You’d have to wear Opra’s bra to cover that wound!
db cooper
Resident Secret Squirrel
I enjoyed this thread until you spoiled it. Who would want to have anything to do with Opra's bra? Just the mental images alone are enough to gag a maggot.
Caplock50
I am the Winter Warrior
Your great grandparents done beat you to that one. They called shotguns, 'meat grinders'...
Caplock50
I am the Winter Warrior
Lol, there's a 'woman' out there that has bigger breast than opraH's.
Crusty Echo 7
Veteran Member
Sorry, whenever I hold a Glock I can only imagine they replicated the ergonomics from Rosie O’Donnels love handle. Give me a Scarlet Johanson’s styled 1911 grip any day.
Crusty Echo 7
Veteran Member
Yep, the in-between just put silicone in. Probably not deep enough for anything beyond 25 ACP though.
Caplock50
I am the Winter Warrior
You reminded me of a scene in a movie I watched a couple o' 3 decades ago. Actually it was parts of 2 scenes. A 'big' breasted woman is holding 2 guys at gun point...and one of them, in a 'quick-draw' way, raises his gun and shoots her. She falls...and they run. Then it shows the 2 guys jumping into a car and speeding away from the building the shoot-out was in. The one starts laughing and says, "Did you see that? I shot her in the breast. And down she went!" She raises up in the back seat; you can see only one large breast, and she slaps the empty side and says, "Implants, aren't they marvelous?". Lol, that's all I can remember, too.
Crusty Echo 7
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Nice.
Groucho
Has No Life - Lives on TB
Reminds me of what we used to tell our CCW students. We told them they had to practice which meant they had to use expensive ammunition to punch holes in cheap paper. And they had to do it on a WEEKLY basis for at least 6 weeks. Then they should go to the range once every two weeks. Practice, practice, practice.
Macgyver
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Glock: Butt-ugly plastic shooting appliance with the ergonomics of a caulking gun. Five-pound trigger with no external safety makes it ill-suited for its target market (cops who shoot a hundred rounds a year for qualification). Favored by gangbangers because the product name is short and rhymes with other short, rap-friendly words.