CHAT I think I broke my Stupid Meter

[JeanCat]

How to make a Shakespearean insult

To make a Shakespearean insult, pick one word from each of the columns (below), combine them to make a sentence and add the word “Thou” at the beginning. For example: If we were to take the first word from each of the 3 columns we would get:
“Thou artless base-court apple-john”

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Column 1	Column 2	Column 3
artless bawdy beslubbering bootless churlish cockered clouted craven currish dankish dissembling droning errant fawning fobbing froward frothy gleeking goatish gorbellied impertinent infectious jarring loggerheaded lumpish mammering mangled mewling paunchy pribbling puking puny quailing rank reeky roguish ruttish saucy spleeny spongy surly tottering unmuzzled vain venomed villainous warped wayward weedy yeasty	base-court bat-fowling beef-witted beetle-headed boil-brained clapper-clawed clay-brained common-kissing crook-pated dismal-dreaming dizzy-eyed doghearted dread-bolted earth-vexing elf-skinned fat-kidneyed fen-sucked flap-mouthed fly-bitten folly-fallen fool-born full-gorged guts-griping half-faced hasty-witted hedge-born hell-hated idle-headed ill-breeding ill-nurtured knotty-pated milk-livered motley-minded onion-eyed plume-plucked pottle-deep pox-marked reeling-ripe rough-hewn rude-growing rump-fed shard-borne sheep-biting spur-galled swag-bellied tardy-gaited tickle-brained toad-spotted urchin-snouted weather-bitten	apple-john baggage barnacle bladder boar-pig bugbear bum-bailey canker-blossom clack-dish clotpole coxcomb codpiece death-token dewberry flap-dragon flax-wench flirt-gill foot-licker fustilarian giglet gudgeon haggard harpy hedge-pig horn-beast hugger-mugger jolthead lewdster lout maggot-pie malt-worm mammet measle minnow miscreant moldwarp mumble-news nut-hook pigeon-egg pignut puttock pumpion ratsbane scut skainsmate strumpet varlet vassal whey-face wagtail

Now that is a list to enjoy and use. Looks like a list a flibbertigibbet would use.

 

[Blacknarwhal]

I simply can't watch the news anymore. Can't listen to the news. Can't excape the news........I just can't believe how STUPID people are getting....it's friggen everywhere. This whole shitte show about Pride month is just beyond stupid. We have ONE DAY to celebrate Veterans, ONE DAY each to recognize Mothers & Fathers, ONE DAY to celebrate the birth of our Savior Jesus and a whole month to celebrate queers and other such perverted weirdness and mental derangement ?!?! Does anyone else think the entire planet has lost it's collective flippin minds. Geeeeezz

And what REALLY Pisses me off is the bastards have stolen the RAINBOW....GOD's promise, not some sodomites symbol....but GOD's SYMBOL and PROMISE to humanity!!

It's TWO days for veterans. Memorial Day and Veteran's Day. Though only one comes with a day off work.

And your stupid meter just broke now? Man, you must have one of the expensive ones. The needle snapped off mine two years ago and it's still stuck in the wall.

 

[Blacknarwhal]

How to make a Shakespearean insult

To make a Shakespearean insult, pick one word from each of the columns (below), combine them to make a sentence and add the word “Thou” at the beginning. For example: If we were to take the first word from each of the 3 columns we would get:
“Thou artless base-court apple-john”

​

Column 1	Column 2	Column 3
artless bawdy beslubbering bootless churlish cockered clouted craven currish dankish dissembling droning errant fawning fobbing froward frothy gleeking goatish gorbellied impertinent infectious jarring loggerheaded lumpish mammering mangled mewling paunchy pribbling puking puny quailing rank reeky roguish ruttish saucy spleeny spongy surly tottering unmuzzled vain venomed villainous warped wayward weedy yeasty	base-court bat-fowling beef-witted beetle-headed boil-brained clapper-clawed clay-brained common-kissing crook-pated dismal-dreaming dizzy-eyed doghearted dread-bolted earth-vexing elf-skinned fat-kidneyed fen-sucked flap-mouthed fly-bitten folly-fallen fool-born full-gorged guts-griping half-faced hasty-witted hedge-born hell-hated idle-headed ill-breeding ill-nurtured knotty-pated milk-livered motley-minded onion-eyed plume-plucked pottle-deep pox-marked reeling-ripe rough-hewn rude-growing rump-fed shard-borne sheep-biting spur-galled swag-bellied tardy-gaited tickle-brained toad-spotted urchin-snouted weather-bitten	apple-john baggage barnacle bladder boar-pig bugbear bum-bailey canker-blossom clack-dish clotpole coxcomb codpiece death-token dewberry flap-dragon flax-wench flirt-gill foot-licker fustilarian giglet gudgeon haggard harpy hedge-pig horn-beast hugger-mugger jolthead lewdster lout maggot-pie malt-worm mammet measle minnow miscreant moldwarp mumble-news nut-hook pigeon-egg pignut puttock pumpion ratsbane scut skainsmate strumpet varlet vassal whey-face wagtail

Be careful; otherwise you end up looking like this instead of, you know, a human,.

Mr. Burns' Mother, 2:07

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMYvqVm9eU0

 

[Barry Natchitoches]

Big picture in the newspaper showing a mother bringing her about 9 yr old son dressed up in rainbow hair dye, clothes , scarves sparkly arm sleeves etc to the pride festivities in downtown Dayton. She should be punished for doing that to her child. He doesn't have a chance to be normal. It is sickening.

But, hey — she got her picture in the paper!

She is probably an attention seeking media whore, willing to sacrifice the mental health of her son to get attention for herself…

 

[Griz3752]

Don't watch TV...............read books

And do stuff! - try things! - practice WILL improve you (no one is perfect)

 

[Zahra]

OK, I did:

Zahara:

" Sorry, but I think they war gamed out the potential for mass civil unrest and actual violent uprisings long in advance and have their plans in place to neutralize whatever we try to do. How well has anything worked out anywhere so far whether it be the French, the Dutch farmers, the Canadians etc? It hasn't slowed their progress towards global control so far. Personally, I think our best option at this time is to build parallel economies and become as independant on the "system" as humanly possible - or as Pastor Joe says, COOHMP! "

Sorry, I don't see it. To build a parallel economy sounds good, but painfully slow, ineffective. Hope I can be proven wrong !

Some have already begun to work on it: Public Square