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workhorse

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A man driving by an insane asylum has a tire fall off his car that was just put on at a local garage. He looks around and can’t find any of his lug nuts and doesn’t know what to do. One of the patients walks to the fence and says” Just jack it up take 1 lug off your other 3 tires and that will get you back to town.” The driver says that’s brilliant why are you in there. To which the patient says I’m in hear for being crazy not for being stupid.
 

MinnesotaSmith

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"My (white) Texan husband tells a joke about a literacy test in a little Texan town; the white people waiting on line to cast their ballots were handed that day's local newspaper and asked to read a few sentences. Then a black man's turn came and he was handed a copy of Pravda (in Russian). He squinted at the paper, held it at different distances, and finally said, "I can't make out the fine print, but I can read the headlines just fine." The voting officials asked him to read a headline to them, and he said, "Says here, ain't no [blacks] gonna vote in this town today." :lol:
 
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MinnesotaSmith

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