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summer-texan

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Why so many people have died in the Kentucky floods. People in Kentucky do not have much education but have a super great belief in god. That’s good but is too much still good.

This one guy was in his house when a row boat came there and said, come here in my boat and you’ll be safe.
The guy said, no, that’s ok. I’m a good man and believe in god. He will save me.

The water is now up to the second floor. A power boat came to the house and said, come here in my boat and you’ll be safe.
The guy said, no, that’s ok. I’m a good man and believe in god. He will save me.

The water is now almost to the roof. A helicopter came to the house and said, come here in my helicopter and you’ll be safe.
The guy said, no, that’s ok. I’m a good man and believe in god. He will save me.

The flood water raised over the house and the guy died.

When he got to the pearly gates and saw god he asked, I’m a good man and believe in you, why didn’t you save me.

God looked at the guy and said, I SENT TO YOU TWO BOATS AND A HELICOPTER. I can only help some than you have to make some of your own decisions. THINK
 

thompson

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