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If queried, see what kind of looks one gets by tellin' folks that instead of caliber, you prefer to talk kilotons.
Old Greek
Veteran Member
excellent point!
Blacknarwhal
Three-Time Trump Voter
I’ve been waiting a couple years to post this
crossbowboy
Certifiable
This is a real product. How many times do you think you could get it on your cat?
pauldingbabe
The Great Cat
My kitties would look at me and double dog dare me.
momma_soapmaker
Disgusted
Girl With the Dogs also grooms cats and uses one.
JMG91
Veteran Member
Lorraine in GA
Senior Member
Lorraine in GA
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Lorraine in GA
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pauldingbabe
The Great Cat
I look like this right now...lol
Marthanoir
TB Fanatic
medic38572
TB Fanatic
Real product. Socks.
I was driving one time with my son beside me.
some dick cut me off.
I said "you fucn idiot"
I thot I said it only in my mind
until my son said
"me dad?"
LOL! Obviously, you weren't an abusive father!
A shirt tail relative used to say he always thought his name was "hey, azzhole!" because his father never addressed him any other way.
Summerthyme
Blacknarwhal
Three-Time Trump Voter
I wonder if this is the same neighborhood as the sand lady.
Blacknarwhal
Three-Time Trump Voter
They're a bigger problem than you think.
pauldingbabe
The Great Cat
On my first ever paper route I had a dog that used to scare me silly every Sunday. This subscriber only got the Sunday paper and had a paper box right next to their mailbox. They also had Clematis vines growing up and over the whole damn thing so putting the paper in the box was a real challenge .
This dog used to hide in the Clematis vines and jump out at me and lunge at the car, pissed me off because I hate to be startled !
I went to the front office on numerous occasions to try to get them to call the folks with the dog. Alas, my manager only got off her fat ass to chase the Krispy Kream box.
So as anyone who used to get the paper knows, they get pretty heavy as the holidays start up. I swear I never planned it, never thought about it, it really just happened.
I pulled up, dog jumped out, and I swung that fat Sunday paper around by the end of its baggie clocking that dog mid arf! Bitch cried all the way to the back yard. I laughed through the rest of my route!
Never had another problem!
Yep...I'm mean...
This dog used to hide in the Clematis vines and jump out at me and lunge at the car, pissed me off because I hate to be startled !
I went to the front office on numerous occasions to try to get them to call the folks with the dog. Alas, my manager only got off her fat ass to chase the Krispy Kream box.
So as anyone who used to get the paper knows, they get pretty heavy as the holidays start up. I swear I never planned it, never thought about it, it really just happened.
I pulled up, dog jumped out, and I swung that fat Sunday paper around by the end of its baggie clocking that dog mid arf! Bitch cried all the way to the back yard. I laughed through the rest of my route!
Never had another problem!
Yep...I'm mean...
