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[Loretta Van Riet]

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No one is gluten intolerant when you are dead, la-la,la-la.

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We call this song "Perspective".

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[nehimama]

 

[nehimama]

 

[CaryC]

Great pic.

There are two things that will not only cripple them but leave them stranded.

1)Dimmer switch behind parking brake
2) Starter switch next to gas pedal

Snot let's just go all in, and put a manual transmission on the steering column to go with that clutch.

With cars like that:

You had both feet in motion. Clutch, brake, gas, dimmer.
You had both hands in motion. shifting gears (right) and steering (left) at the same time.
You had your eyes on the road and your ear to the AM radio.

You didn't have time for no phone.

 

[bw]

With cars like that:
You had both feet in motion. Clutch, brake, gas, dimmer.
You had both hands in motion. shifting gears (right) and steering (left) at the same time.
You had your eyes on the road and your ear to the AM radio.

And we didn't feel like victims. That's weird.

 

[Zardoz]

 

[Zardoz]

 

[nehimama]

 

[ShadowMan]

GET - IN - MY - BELLY!!!

 

[nehimama]

 

[crossbowboy]

Alcohol will give you the ability to do anything within your imagination!

Occasionally it is a valid supposition.

 

[nehimama]

 

[summerthyme]

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My late FIL used to haul hay in a half-ton Ford...looked exactly like that Datsun, going down the road!
Summerthyme

 

[bw]

We used to haul hay in our jeepster. Bales, not rolls.

 

[medic38572]

2 cops answer a cemetery call

View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IGjAySPnux8?feature=share

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[summerthyme]

I wonder what they saw?

Summerthyme

 

[Lone_Hawk]

I wonder what they saw?

Summerthyme

What they heard, sounded like a large Screech Owl... Probably what got the 911 call in the 1st place hahaha

 

[Millwright]

 

[Millwright]

 

[CaryC]

My late FIL used to haul hay in a half-ton Ford...looked exactly like that Datsun, going down the road!
Summerthyme

I stacked hay in a half ton Chevy just like that. For a 1.00 an hour.

To pick up, stack, haul and unstack/restack in a barn loft, with an opening on each end, just like you see on TV, took 3 hours. In the summer, in MS, in long pants and long sleeve denim shirts, ball cap, and boots.

If anybody is wondering why that getup.....it was to keep the hay off of your skin. And momma made you take it all off before you came in the house.

Free and clear, no reports to the IRS, no taxes, no SS, no state taxes, no Medicare payment, grand total = 3.00.

Better than picking cotton, which paid by the pound.

No taxes on tips either. Because there wasn't no tips, unless you count the hot watermelon straight out of the patch, which you had to eat with your fingers, and your momma got mad at you for spoiling your supper.

 

[Taco Salad]

No gunracks?

 

[nehimama]

 

[Mac]

No gunracks?

Nor weights, lol

 

[Millwright]

No gunracks?

 

[nehimama]

 

[nehimama]

 

[Zardoz]

 

[Marthanoir]

Nor weights, lol

Or a pile of clothes on the floor

 

[day late]

No gunracks?

Now, Now! Best to keep the really good toys out of sight. Folks might get ideas. That's why I don't say how much ammo I have, or what caliber.

 

[Dennis Olson]

Or empty pizza boxes.

Or dogs

 

[Dennis Olson]

 

[Marthanoir]

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Is that fully semi-automatic

 

[nehimama]

Apparently, everyone in Tampa just died.

 

[nehimama]

 

[nehimama]

 

[nehimama]

 

[nehimama]

 

[ComCamGuy]

 

[ComCamGuy]

 

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