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2dollarbill
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Texican
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It's a
Notice what momma_soapmaker did there.
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It's a miracle you don't get whipped.
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Texican
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Don't know if one like this has been posted, but here goes...
I mowed me lawn today and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing. and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying just thinking" is because she then would have asked, 'About what?" At that point, I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally, I pondered an age-old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know? Well, after another beer and some more heavy deductive thinking. I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, it might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say.
"You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.'
I rest my case. Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.
I mowed me lawn today and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing. and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying just thinking" is because she then would have asked, 'About what?" At that point, I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally, I pondered an age-old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know? Well, after another beer and some more heavy deductive thinking. I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, it might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say.
"You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.'
I rest my case. Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.
CaryC
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Somebody should have told Alice.
But like I bet people will read that and while walking straight into it.
Texican
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ONE SHORT
Bill Gates and a priest board the private plane to an event. A student begs to tag along, and they agree.
The passengers chat happily until the pilot announces,”Bad news, folks; we’re declining to a crash. 4 people and 3 parachutes. I didn’t sign up for this.” The pilot grabs a pack and jumps.
Bill Gates says, “I’m the smartest man on Earth, and co-manage it’s biggest charity. The world needs me.” Bill grabs a pack and jumps.
The priest turns to the student and kindly says, “Son, I’m old and at peace with God. You take the last parachute.”
The student says, “Thanks, Father, but I think we’re OK, The smartest man in the world just jumped out with my backpack.”
Bill Gates and a priest board the private plane to an event. A student begs to tag along, and they agree.
The passengers chat happily until the pilot announces,”Bad news, folks; we’re declining to a crash. 4 people and 3 parachutes. I didn’t sign up for this.” The pilot grabs a pack and jumps.
Bill Gates says, “I’m the smartest man on Earth, and co-manage it’s biggest charity. The world needs me.” Bill grabs a pack and jumps.
The priest turns to the student and kindly says, “Son, I’m old and at peace with God. You take the last parachute.”
The student says, “Thanks, Father, but I think we’re OK, The smartest man in the world just jumped out with my backpack.”
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She’s gonna bump her head when she’s ten feet tall.
naegling62
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Dup from YESTERDAY.