PLAY Funny Stuff Found on the Internet - REMINDER: POLITICAL HUMOR IS NOT ALLOWED ON THIS THREAD
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StarryEyedLad
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Squib
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Yeah, that’s true, but the wheel we’ll seat and the tire were higher class seats!
Also, go back far enough in the south, and you'd get the sides of the bed lined up with day laborers!
StarryEyedLad
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CaryC
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day late
money? whats that?
WHAT??? you mean kids today are too good to sit on the bed?
ComCamGuy
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Reminder that R2-D2 – who witnessed Luke and Leia's births and knew they were twins – intentionally exploited Luke's attraction to his sister in order to complete his mission with the Death Star plans, then later watched them kiss on Hoth but said nothing.
That’s because R2 is the most cold-blooded (cold-circuited?) droid in the galaxy. His defining personality trait is an utterly ruthless commitment to completing the mission by any means necessary – regardless of how it impacts anyone else’s comfort, dignity, or safety.
C-3PO doesn't want to come with him when they land on Tatooine? R2 tells his best friend of 20 years "Suit yourself, dumbass" and leaves him to die in the desert.
Luke's uncle wants to buy a different astromech? R2 literally convinces that droid to blow his own brains out for the cause. (this is canon!)
R2 needs to trick Luke into removing his restraining bolt so he can find Obi-Wan? Initiate operation "get this redneck horned up for his own sister."
The predictable consequences of getting that redneck horned up for his sister start to emerge, and R2 has to choose between preventing incest or honoring Obi-Wan's InfoSec protocols? Sorry kids, hope you use protection.
Luke's plan for rescuing Han from Jabba's palace involves tricking R2's best friend into slavery in a place where droids are routinely tortured and killed for entertainment? "Damn, Threepio is gonna hate this. Let's do it, lol."
R2-D2 isn’t the lovable comic relief, he’s a ruthless career intelligence operative who happens to look like a trash can. If compromising your physical and emotional wellbeing increases the probability of mission success by 0.3%, then buddy, you’re about to have a really weird week.
Squib
Has No Life - Lives on TB
IDK, can they even ride in the back of the bed anymore?
Anyway, sure, we’d sit on the bed, but there’s a pecking order, you know? The better seats are the wheel well and the tire.
JMG91
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The censors would have had to work for the money that shift if that had been me!
pauldingbabe
The Great Cat
Yep! Seriously.
Curses would abound as I beat the snot out of myself.
This bug interaction makes one a kung-fu master instantly .
JMG91
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pauldingbabe
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JMG91
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Got this little gem for my DM years ago--she hates the little devils as much as I do--and she swears up and down that I cursed her, and that she's had more of them in her house since I gave it to her.Yep...the natural order of the universe!
None of those things stain under armor heat/cold gear shirts. This is coming from someone that for years bought coffee colored tea-shirts.
Duno about anywhere else. Here in colorado you can have a cop behind a car with plates 4 years out of date get ignored. You put a person in the back of truck expect to be pulled over and have 3 more cars show up for backup, if it's a kid one of those cars will have a social worker in it.
