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I had a vacuform and something that injection molded plastic. Erector set, Lincoln logs….. I liked building shit.
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No depth perception?Florida Woman!
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Had that too. And a bead loom.
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Wasn’t she shooting Mr Smith recently?
jward
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Mike Bales
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Jacob, age 87, and Rebecca, age 81, are excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and, on the way, pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."
Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts."
One needs both eyes for depth perception.
crossbowboy
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crossbowboy
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I wasn't in the service, but I did work at an Army depot for a while.
They got the good stuff.
It was more like paper towels, the brown ones.
I eventually learned to crinkle it up and roll it between my hands while I was, er, waiting to use it.
It was the only way to avoid laceration...
Lone_Hawk
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Haha, did you ever have to use the paper that came in a C-Rat? Oh man...
CaryC
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In the TV show CIA on Paramount. The FBI liaison has his partner with the English accent listed as "Bad Brit".
Gave me flashbacks. That and trading the cigarette packs.
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medic38572
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medic38572
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Add to your Christmas list, gents…
Marthanoir
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mossyoak1985
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down south when they get half an inch of snow
crossbowboy
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Check your source, looks more like Italians than women.
(I'm married to a woman, gotta cover my 6.
)
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Kinda looks like they just put up that black barrier on the previous lap.
day late
money? whats that?
You would mention that.
Shooter
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I didnt smoke so I trade the cigarettes for peaches.
Lone_Hawk
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When you play the wrong indian music... A faceborg short, a minute or so....
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