USA Florida Man Loses Arm To Alligator While Swimming To Safety

[MinnesotaSmith]

So……tell me again why so many move to Florida…..where you are not even safe to jump in the water on a hot (normal) day ?

Sure it's safe in the water here. No alligators in salt water, and no sharks in fresh water.

 

[Samuel Adams]

Sure it's safe in the water here. No alligators in salt water, and no sharks in fresh water.

They also said artificial sweeteners were safe……that there were WMDs in Iraq……and that Anna Nicole married for love.

 

[MinnesotaSmith]

They also said artificial sweeteners were safe……that there were WMDs in Iraq……and that Anna Nicole married for love.

Read what I posted again, and slower this time.

 

[Samuel Adams]

I saw you wink, there at the end.

 

[Griz3752]

So……tell me again why so many move to Florida…..where you are not even safe to jump in the water on a hot (normal) day ?

Dunno; maybe having Citrus grow in your backyard?

 

[MinnesotaSmith]

So……tell me again why so many move to Florida…..where you are not even safe to jump in the water on a hot (normal) day ?

1) No state income tax.

2) Some people get tired of this when they need to go to work:

 

[Pinecone]

DeSantis as opposed to some of the commie state governments? I'll take the alligators and heat and humidity and tourists and snakes and . . . .

 

[MinnesotaSmith]

"Me: I love the beach, but I don't go in the water because of sharks.

Brazil: Hold our cappuccino."