E-Mail
To: Dad@Home.net
From Junior@School.edu
Dad, I know we will be talking Saturday, but I am sending you this e-mail as a heads-up on a few things. First I am going to end up with a D in Literature class. I am trying, but the teacher thinks the Bronte sisters are the greatest literary minds the world has ever known. I have already signed up to retake the class under a different teacher.
Our World Governments class teacher left his log-on in the class computer on a Friday afternoon. We didn't hack anything, but his security clearance let us have read some files on the NSA data base. Several of us ran checks on friends, family, and neighbors back home. I will tell you face to face who, but two of our neighbors came up. They didn't come up on a watch list, but as "special consultants".
They are building a dam a mile and a half down stream from our cave. I know you put a lot of work in it without registering the improvements with the county tax office. They are only going to pay the estimated value of any unimproved land that is flooded.
MS13 has been recruiting hackers. They have been quietly mining forums such as preparedness and shooting along with distributors of LTS supplies and ammo. They were after names and addresses of people who might have stockpile of useful things.
They are having a recall on the long term Mylar storage bags you bought and used last year. They are cheap plastic bags with a lead leaf lining.
Produced in Yemen, the owners have disappeared but their names are on terrorist watch list now.
Lastly I won't be coming home for spring break. My girlfriend wants me to visit her home and meet her parents. Her father is an elected official in her home town of Boston.
Love, Junior
P.S. All the above is a lie except the first and last parts. Her father is the mayor of Boston, GA. and owns the local gun shop. You will get to meet her this summer, she has gotten a job as a veterinarian assistant to Dr. Von Brauns. Aunt Mildred is going to rent her the garage apartment. I think this one is a keeper.
To: Dad@Home.net
From Junior@School.edu
Dad, I know we will be talking Saturday, but I am sending you this e-mail as a heads-up on a few things. First I am going to end up with a D in Literature class. I am trying, but the teacher thinks the Bronte sisters are the greatest literary minds the world has ever known. I have already signed up to retake the class under a different teacher.
Our World Governments class teacher left his log-on in the class computer on a Friday afternoon. We didn't hack anything, but his security clearance let us have read some files on the NSA data base. Several of us ran checks on friends, family, and neighbors back home. I will tell you face to face who, but two of our neighbors came up. They didn't come up on a watch list, but as "special consultants".
They are building a dam a mile and a half down stream from our cave. I know you put a lot of work in it without registering the improvements with the county tax office. They are only going to pay the estimated value of any unimproved land that is flooded.
MS13 has been recruiting hackers. They have been quietly mining forums such as preparedness and shooting along with distributors of LTS supplies and ammo. They were after names and addresses of people who might have stockpile of useful things.
They are having a recall on the long term Mylar storage bags you bought and used last year. They are cheap plastic bags with a lead leaf lining.
Produced in Yemen, the owners have disappeared but their names are on terrorist watch list now.
Lastly I won't be coming home for spring break. My girlfriend wants me to visit her home and meet her parents. Her father is an elected official in her home town of Boston.
Love, Junior
P.S. All the above is a lie except the first and last parts. Her father is the mayor of Boston, GA. and owns the local gun shop. You will get to meet her this summer, she has gotten a job as a veterinarian assistant to Dr. Von Brauns. Aunt Mildred is going to rent her the garage apartment. I think this one is a keeper.
